Kim Kardashian : Would you hire Kim Kardashian as your attorney?
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Fuck no, bitch has enough money already, the fuck would I pay her $8,000 p/h for anything??
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I meant it more like, would you want her as your attorney? What if she worked pro bono?
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If she worked on my boner? yeah that may actually warm me to the idea, not gunna lie.
Ok, shes hired.
Ok, shes hired.
Re: Would you hire Kim Kardashian as your attorney?
You might like that Conrad Bain thread where it's revealed his twin brother's name was Bonar.
This still makes me laugh. "He's Conrad's brother!"
This still makes me laugh. "He's Conrad's brother!"

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did he not realise he was calling his album SOLID BONAR tho?
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😂 I was wondering about that too. Nobody on the staff said, "Are we sure 'Solid Bonar' is the best name we could use? How about 'Bonar 4 U' or 'Bonar Makes You Feel Good'"?
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I'm pretty sure that album cover is a joke.
It has to be. Right?
It reads, "The best of…"
Meaning it's a compilation album suggesting that he made more than one album.
Looking him up I only see him as an actor.
Putting on that "Bargain bin" sticker for less than a buck is a nice touch!
If it was real it might have songs on there such as…
I Feel So Hard Today
Make Me a Stiff One
Thick and Proud!
Standing Tall
I Get A Big Head (When I Think Of You.)
You Rub Me The Right Way
Wood You Love Me?
The Climatic Experience
A Wet Head Today
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
It has to be. Right?
It reads, "The best of…"
Meaning it's a compilation album suggesting that he made more than one album.
Looking him up I only see him as an actor.
Putting on that "Bargain bin" sticker for less than a buck is a nice touch!
If it was real it might have songs on there such as…
I Feel So Hard Today
Make Me a Stiff One
Thick and Proud!
Standing Tall
I Get A Big Head (When I Think Of You.)
You Rub Me The Right Way
Wood You Love Me?
The Climatic Experience
A Wet Head Today
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
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Don't forget about their even lesser known triplet sister - Vogeena.
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She can work on my pro boner.
Gone
Gone
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lol no!
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Wow she's intelligent like her father Robert Kardashian. Kim wants to be taken seriously now. She has all those children to support now that Kanye is almost broke and selling off his shit.
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It took this rich and privileged bimbo four times to pass this test.
I will be surprised if she sticks with law school and passes the bar on her first attempt.
I honestly don't know anything about her but when all she had to do was mostly nothing to get to where she is, I don't see her as the same as those who worked their butts off to scrimp and save and struggled to get through law school and became good and trusted lawyers.
She did a sex tape, posed nude or almost nude, and was on a "reality" show to make her money besides her inheritance and investments.
"California is among the handful of states that has such a program and is the only one with a baby bar."
Damn!
Just how much more open minded can they get? Opening up a bar for babies. Wow!
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
I will be surprised if she sticks with law school and passes the bar on her first attempt.
I honestly don't know anything about her but when all she had to do was mostly nothing to get to where she is, I don't see her as the same as those who worked their butts off to scrimp and save and struggled to get through law school and became good and trusted lawyers.
She did a sex tape, posed nude or almost nude, and was on a "reality" show to make her money besides her inheritance and investments.
"California is among the handful of states that has such a program and is the only one with a baby bar."
Damn!
Just how much more open minded can they get? Opening up a bar for babies. Wow!
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
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Stranger things have happened. There was a time when you would have been able to hire John Wesley Hardin to represent your legal case. And if you didn’t care for the outcome, well…
You guessed it. He’d go all John Wesley Hardin on your ass :D


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
You guessed it. He’d go all John Wesley Hardin on your ass :D


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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No. She is such a self-involved bimbo.
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Crystal, where the fuck did ya go?
You ever going to come back?
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
You ever going to come back?
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall
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Yes!
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Crystal!!!!!
You have been missed! Hope all is well you with you 💖
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Thanks!!!
I hope all is well with you too!
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This board needs some of your sunshine!
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I bet you say that to all the raindrops 🌞
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lol 😛
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Hello Crystal! It's good to see you back.
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Hi! Thanks, it's good to see you too!
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I think the brand name recognition would give you a good boost in swaying any jury or a judge
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Sure, if my niece's Raggedy Ann and her Barbie got into a boundary dispute in the toy chest.
Would you hire Kim Kardashian as your attorney?