The Batman : A movie about nothing

A movie about nothing

So there’s this big hullabaloo, shaggy dog story about a supposed “rat” that is never resolved. Not that it mattered anyway. Then there’s a subplot about Bruce Wayne’s parents being involved with the mob, but it doesn’t really go anywhere.

Then crazy guy plants a bunch of convenient car bombs that flood the city, making it obvious that the city engineers suck and is overall a really convenient plot point. They also want to kill the electoral-candidate because: reasons.

So Batman has an epiphany that he is inspiring evil people, so he decides to instead inspire “hope” by helping a wounded girl to a medevac. Nothing else is elaborated on how he intends to inspire “hope.”

Then the movie ends.

I feel like a 10 year old could write a better screenplay than this, lmao

Re: A movie about nothing

the crow*

Re: A movie about nothing

Shut your whore mouth

Re: A movie about nothing

This was the most pointless movie ever created.

It serves no purpose

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home