Sex and Dating : I'm offended

I'm offended

One of my friends just said the guy I'm seeing looks like a "handsome Ted Cruz." Someone please shoot me.

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Now I can't stop seeing it. I need to be put on suicide watch. 😭😭😭

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Ted has a weird nose. Maybe your boyfriend has a better nose?

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He does.

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It's better you found out now before things got too serious. Now ghost him and be done with this hideous freak.

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No. I'm better now. I thought of blocking him immediately after she said that and I noticed the resemblance. Now I'm standing by this man. He's beautiful.

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You're making a huge mistake.

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Dude, don't do that. She could miss out on a good relationship sweating the small shit.

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The longer this goes on, the more likely she actually starts to find Ted Cruz attractive. I'm trying to help her.

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ouch, i can imagine that this really sucks. i'm sorry…

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I know who you're talking about. Ted Cruz isn't quite a looker.

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Nice username.

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Thanks it's tongue in cheek. This isn't my real picture of course but looks a lot like me. I like it so i use it. Why not.

Well I hope you really like the guy you're seeing. If you fall in love you will see past that Ted Cruz crap.

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maybe he’s also possibly the Zodiac killer too which is major turn on tbh

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ted cruz is also fat tho is ur new mans a chunky munky ?

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A little bit. I like it though.

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At least he's the handsome version. Kinda like the Quaids. At least he's the Dennis and not the Randy.

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Its the chin and jaw a bit. I still like him. He's nothing like Ted Cruz. He was a bernie bro.

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That reminds me. I've always been attracted to Chelsea Clinton. I love her goofy nerd look. Hate that fuckin neolib family politically, but Chelsea's hot. When I was high on Morphine after my accident in 2005, I couldn't shut up about her.

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I think she's cute honestly. My old boss was married to a woman that looked like her. Always thought they were a good looking couple.

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There's a certain aesthetic she fits, and I like it.

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Weren't you on Tinder a couple of days ago swiping up a storm?

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Yeah, that's where I met him.

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And already he's your man? That escalated quickly.

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Not officially but its moving towards that. We do really like each other. 🥰

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And you’re moving in together? That’s fantastic !

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Kirk please stfu.

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In all seriousness, they Tinder swiped two days ago and are getting married next weekend? Pretty fast if you as me.

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No, nothing like marriage or moving in together. We are just clicking very well. I can see us doing the whole bf/gf thang soon enough.

I think moving in together would be complicated, we both own our places.

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But it was Tuesday…today is Thursday…of the same week!



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I CAN'T HELP IT. I LIKE HIM SO MUCH.

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You know, I'd be 100% supportive if you hadn't shared he's a "Bernie Bro." Now I'm compelled to pray for your soul.

LORD HAVE MERCY!

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He's not obnoxious about his political views. Except, like, how he goes on and on about how he rides his bike to the farmers market every week to get the best organic produce.

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Holy shit, you matched with Warren??

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Why does everyone keep saying that?!

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Because you’re describing WarrenPeace

Kirk please stfu.

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Warren is hot then.

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This is your boyfriend Warren:



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The fuq? Dude is a living bobblehead.

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Only Warren knows why he does this to himself. Something about save the animals, kill the Ukrainians, etc.

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Seriously tho, how's that dude look like a Holocaust victim but still have a double chin?

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Avocado fat

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Ewwwwww no! Nvm then.

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This is what you get for rejecting Vlad. We tried to tell you, tried to hook you up. But nnnnoooooooooooooooooo, you want bicycle avocado boi!

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Who is Vlad's look alike? I have a glass of ice water on standby.

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Like an Abercrombie and Fitch model. Not sure which one though.

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I was hoping he'd look like this guy, honestly.



I had a massive crush on him when I took one of his diffy eq classes

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The one with the extreme bulge in his fancy pants

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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