The Soapbox : Kirk, a response to your now deleted post

I'm sorry, my retarded friend, but all your fears are about to come true. You're right. This is all a machiavellian ploy by me to get into FRTT's kinky little panties. I'm gonna hook up with this sexy bitch on Ark then after two weeks of my dinosaurs ****ting on her porch, she's going to invite me around hers, where she will then literally cry as she rides my cock, telling me how wonderful it feels and how she hopes I never leave her.

Now, go tell your mom to put an ambulance on standby, because your emotions are about to go postal.

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You're so long winded sometimes that you're as boring as all ****,and it's a sad life for you I guess when you have to make socks so you can talk to yourself like you do, anyways have a good night my good ****** and be well👍

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One of the first things we'll probably do, when we're lying in each other's sweaty arms, post coitus, is laugh about how crazy you'd get if you could see us now.

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Well said. Which socks does he use to talk to himself?

I'm honestly surprised you didn't use 6 of your socks to reply and agree with yourself here, sophie.

That must have taken a massive dose of restraint on your part.

Or, more realistically, you took a massive overdose of heroin, passed out in a pool of your own vomit, filth, and broken teeth, so your replies have been delayed and will all be forthcoming within 10 seconds of each other the moment you wake back up.

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Fugazi always be lying. I swear on his mothers ashes.

my good ******

I don't recall giving you permission to use one of my trademarked catchphrases during your meltie™.

I guess he was enjoying the banter so much that he forgot to check the use rights.

Good evening, ladies, and goodnight. I'm going to bed now for the 4th time tonight.

Edit: Here we see his true motives, as already identified by us. Because he would only entertain talking to a woman about things she was interested in as a means to sex, he thinks that's what every guy is doing.

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Edit: Here we see his true motives, as already identified by us. Because he would only entertain talking to a woman about things she was interested in as a means to sex, he thinks that's what every guy is doing.

Good point.

I'm personally looking forward to the aftermath of him buying a PS5, realizing too late there's no way he'll have a servicable connection with a player in the UK (assuming she even indulges him) and will be stuck taming NPC gorillas smarter than he is in single player mode while melting down here at 6am instead of crying himself to sleep. So, same **** that happens now but with dinosaurs.

You two knobs really enjoy jerking each other off don't you?

So, same **** that happens now but with dinosaurs.

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I never thought there would be anyone here worse than you but Ritten has stolen your crown for sure.

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Lol…wot 😅

😂😂

That guy is unbelievable.

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Did this thread lead to FRTT melting down?

That's hilarious. That wasn't what I was going for here, but I'll take it.

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Eew. Creep.

You're doing God's work whoever you are. 🙏

But I'm still lying according to the little fat ****ing narcissistic lying whale of a ****.

Lying about what?