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Today I was down in my basement here in Pittsburgh spelunking around with the Mole Men and we just got carried away excavating new tunnels and we ended up all the way in Missouri or Mississippi in this other guys basement and boy let me tell you we have so much in common it's spooky!

We became fast friends and are considering opening up tunnel franchises from our moms basements to connect with other basement dwellers who love spelunking around to create the biggest network of catacombs this great big world has ever seen!

We got his neighbor to snap this photo of us hanging out the basement window enjoying my favorite pastime, smoking out, and he said later he'll fix my forehead with his dermaroller. I've never smoked out of a dermaroller before, or even know what it is, so i'm pretty excited!

I feel like me and my new best friend PE are going to have some amazing adventures together!





For The Comedy World Tour 2019: Still Rolling

Cool story

What happened to the picture?

That was kinda hilarious!

PE's face was hand drawn, so what's the issue? Can someone provide an explanation?


You should do a whole series of them!



Rejoice! Your hero has returned!

omg ohno! I spent 6 hours drawing that pic by hand today until I got it perfect just to stay within the rules and it got zapped anyways! What a foul injustice!

There was no doxxing whatsoever!

I'm killing myself now. Goodbye, cruel world!

ok.



Rejoice! Your hero has returned!

April fools.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon!

You.


Rejoice! Your hero has returned!

And you.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon!

What ever happened to the other rat?

tykhon! You sad, dirty bitch. How have you been? You still enjoying that lawn chair?

Welcome back

lol

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My password is password

Always.

It's not really about the lawn chair, though. More about the lemonade, moms fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, and the pot. Lots and lots of pot. oh my! I may pass out. Better put on my sun screen so Momma Khons beautiful baby boy doesn't burn too badly!

Wanna help?

Sittin' on the sock of the day, I presume?