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I ruined my rear

I had a bout of explosive diarrhea, and couldn't take off my pants, since the zipper was jammed. I tried using a hairdryer to burn it down, but burned my cock instead.
So now I'm all ass and cock farts. - MovieManCin2

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Did you hulk out?

Love Guru.Doctorate in the kumasutra.Zen Master

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That's horrible

Have you ever crapped perfect geometric shapes? That happened to me once after I was abducted.

A pyramid, a perfect sphere and a tetrahedron.

I catfish in person.