The Soapbox : Excuse me

Can all this madness wait until morning please. I’m trying to sleep.

Filmboards is a woman?

Turn phone notifications off dumbass.

I just think of you tearing those jeans to shreds. 😆

The pair of you would crush each other

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Greetings. I arrived on Planet Earth from Planet Zambodia 333 years ago to rule Bongoland, as Prince of the Mongos

Go to sleep and get off your fat hideous arse and go to the job centre in the morning, you disgusting, festering piece of shit

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Greetings. I arrived on Planet Earth from Planet Zambodia 333 years ago to rule Bongoland, as Prince of the Mongos

There's no excuse for you.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.