The Soapbox : Dear dairy

Dear dairy

You make my farts smell funny because i am lactose intolerant. Eat a dick, dairy.

Parody 😜

Re: Dear dairy

heed the counsel of your native son Shakespeare:"uneasy lies the crown, which will topple when pride goeth before the fall." Othello, Act 1, scene 3.

Re: Dear dairy

" I am sick of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane. " Lawrence Fishburn, Jurassic Park.

Re: Dear dairy

Kirk fucking beat us. What shall we do about it?

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Re: Dear dairy

Kirk fucking beat us. What shall we do about it?


same thing we do everytime we get rejected Millard, a bubble bath and jerk each other other off with our eyes closed while we cry.

I'll stick the kettle on, you go run the bath.

Dont use my Lynx Africa, I will end you.

Re: Dear dairy

My love for you is unending, so now I will give you my best and most favorite joke

Why do farts smell?

so the deaf can enjoy them too

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Lol you missed all the fun today Nettie hun, Frrt had a meltie, Millard had a meltie, Monica revealed that she is with child, I ofc have been fully respected and loved all day obv.


I cant believe you missed it all x

Re: Dear dairy

I cunt believe it either, thank you for the heads up!

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Re: Dear dairy

I cunt believe it either, thank you for the heads up!

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Re: Dear dairy

a bubble bath and jerk each other other off with our eyes closed while we cry.
i suspect this is the truth

Re: Dear dairy

Fucking Christopher Colombo over here.

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