Religion, Faith, and Spirituality : Jehovah’s Witnesses are so annoying.

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I've not PM anyone. This account is open to anyone.

My password is password.

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But you're a European, aren't you?
So, still no clear stance.

Peepsy voice:
"Only want peace."

Me too!!!!

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I suppose I am European.

We learned to talk and we learned to listen. Speech has allowed the communication of ideas, enabling human beings to work together to build the impossible. Mankind's greatest achievements have come about by talking, and its greatest failures by not talking.

- Stephen Hawking.

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My husband once went to the door and offered them a beer. They declined, and quickly left. Of course they handed him their pamphlets and my husband wished them a good day.

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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You really have a nice husband.
Good Night.

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He's very hospitable.

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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They drink beer, just not "on the job."

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How do you feel about Muslims?

Check my block list because you're probably on it.

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Can u tell the difference between a Christian, Islam and Jehova Witness?


$100 says ythat you don't know, asshole.

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Jehovah Witnesses are Christians.

MMC2: "Drill here! Drill now, Biden!"

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Now that is true.

What is that about your signature?

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Jehovah's Witnesses is a millenarian restorationist Christian denomination with nontrinitarian beliefs distinct from mainstream Christianity. The group reports a worldwide membership of approximately 8.7 million adherents involved in evangelism and an annual Memorial attendance of over 21 million.

Political and religious animosity against Jehovah's Witnesses has at times led to mob action and government oppression in various countries. Their stance regarding political neutrality and their refusal to serve in the military has led to imprisonment of members who refused conscription during World War II and at other times where national service has been compulsory. Their religious activities are currently banned or restricted in some countries, including China, Vietnam, and many Muslim-majority countries.

In 1933, there were approximately 20,000 Jehovah's Witnesses in Nazi Germany,of whom about 10,000 were imprisoned. Jehovah's Witnesses suffered religious persecution by the Nazis because they refused military service and allegiance to Hitler's National Socialist Party. Of those, 2,000 were sent to Nazi concentration camps, where they were identified by purple triangles; as many as 1,200 died, including 250 who were executed.

In Canada during World War II, Jehovah's Witnesses were interned in camps along with political dissidents and people of Chinese and Japanese descent.

In 1951, about 9,300 Jehovah's Witnesses in the Soviet Union were deported to Siberia as part of Operation North in April 1951.

In socialist East Germany, from the 1950s to the 1980s, Jehovah's Witnesses were persecuted extensively by the State Security Service (the Stasi), who frequently used decomposition methods against them. Jehovah's Witnesses were considered to be a threat because their belief system did not conform to socialist standards, and their members sometimes had contact with the West.

In April 2017, the Supreme Court of Russia labeled Jehovah's Witnesses an extremist organization, banned its activities in Russia and issued an order to confiscate the organization's assets.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses

Yah, the solution of ultimately get rid of them is there.
Let's go!

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Well if they left people alone maybe they wouldn't have such a hard time of it.

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by Millard Rausch (March 15, 2022 01:42 PM)
Member since November 12, 2021

Well if they left people alone maybe they wouldn't have such a hard time of it.
Could be…and if they wouldn't refuse military service and accept blood transfusions they would live longer. Sounds at first contradictorily but as a military member you have a better survival chance than a civilian nowadays (in case of War).

I believe in no Religion anymore though in my childhood we were more often visited by Mormons. Always well dressed and very polite one made the mistake to tell us his grandmother was a Native American. No talk about his interesting faith possible after that…he needed to play Winnetou with us!

Winnetou (his friend Old Shatterhand just frees him)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnetou

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Nice! Don't think i've ever met a Native American.

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Jehovah Witnesses are Christians.
No, they're not Christian at all. They're considered a cult because they espouse an heretical version of Scripture..
cult - A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.



Just don't answer the door when they knock. Problem solved.

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Still Christian, dude. Not my cup of tea either, but Christian.

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No, they're not Christian at all since they pervert Scripture and Christian beliefs. They are the very definition of a cult.

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Oh.

(Backs quietly away from Bible-thumper).

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Calm down Mr. Misinformation, you're in no danger.

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I grew up in a JW family. Escaped it in my teens.

If JWs knock on my door I answer the door naked and jerking off and say "Can I help you?"

They soon fuck off.

A Legend Never Dies

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Is dees for reals, vith the jerking of dick?

I only make decisions when my stomach is full or my balls are empty

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I vill cure all of them by sucking the crazy thinks out of head


Schluuuuurpppppp!!!

I only make decisions when my stomach is full or my balls are empty

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Oh hai Rasputin. ❤️

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Think I remember you from the old imdb forums. Are you from Europe?

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Yes, from Europe, but I highly doubt you know me from imdb. I was a member of imdb but mostly read message boards of movies or series I'd just watched, or discussions about actors or directors. I never set foot in any of the general boards. Not even to read them. I only rarely posted.

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Oh, ok. Were you on formspring? I was thinking of someone from Northern Europe who liked hip hop.

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Nope.

I think quite a few of us in Northern Europe like hip hop. We even make some. 😀

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You just have to politely say you're not interested when they come to your door.

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pglynn
» March 16, 2022 01:42 AM
Member since May 11, 2021
You just have to politely say you're not interested when they come to your door.
The more polite you are, the more likely they are to come back. I used to see them all the time where I live, but not lately. I might have said something that triggered them to stay away.

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Did you show them your jarred toenail clippings collection?

My password is password.

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I'm not tidy enough to keep my nail clippings in a jar. I swept them into a pile near the door and asked that they not step on them. They wouldn't come in.

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Say Hallo to rats and ants!
Ok ok, was a joke by yours…hope so.
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