Food and Drink : Poll: Does tea taste like ass?

Does tea taste like ass?

Yes, it tastes like ass.
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No, it tastes good.
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It tastes somewhere between ass and good.
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No

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Oh my god…..TEA is under assault, BRITISH FUCKS, UNTIE!!

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I am not British laugh.gif I do love tea though!

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I know, but we are gunna need someone to park our cars when we arrive on scene, and i figured with your Mexican heritage and all…..

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Not Mexican either Amigo laugh.gif

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Oh…..then why in the name of Santas cock ring are you here parking our cars then? angry.gif get the **** outta here, go on git, vamanos!!! angry.gif

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What?? laugh.gif

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everything ok tonight?

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yes.gif, it's my FAVORITE drink!!

"THAT'S SOME BAD SHIT, HARRY!". wink.gif

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I drink an alarming amount of tea for not being British laugh.gif

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I actually drink more coffee than Tea, we seemed to have culture swapped. Guess this means you will now start to eat baked beans and fried sheeps blood for breakfast and I will go shoot up my former place of employment or something?

Now chill out, I know that is mean spirited but hey, if it didnt happen, I couldnt joke about it, remember that yes.gif

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I do love baked beans AND black pudding yes.gif TO be American, just go loot. It also gets ya a new television LOL

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O be American, just go loot. It also gets ya a new television LOL

Even when looting, we Brits still queue up to do it. God damnit we are so polite, we should hook up with Canada and have a kid, it would be like the garden of eden, only its an entire nation.

Oh and for the record, over here televsions are called elevators yes.gif

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Oh and for the record, over here televisions are called elevators yes.gif
Also for the record, you call cigarettes over there, something much different than we call them here yes.gif

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You're very funny yes.gif

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So do I! And I drink out of a 12-ounce mug, NOT a DAINTY tea cup that the British do. I have on average 5 cups a day. 12 x 5 = 60. ALMOST a GALLON of tea every day! 8 (average cup size) x 5 = 40. So I drink 20 more ounces per day than someone using the average eight ounce size, IF they drink five cups per day. I'm guessing those DAINTY British tea cups ONLY hold three, four or five ounces at MOST. Plus I also drink ice tea everyday, as well. Hot tea and ice tea EVERYDAY!!

"THAT'S SOME BAD SHIT, HARRY!". wink.gif

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I do have a tea cup collection yet NEVER use them. I use large mugs as well!! I always have a jug of iced in my fridge!!! cheers.gif

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"THAT'S SOME BAD SHIT, HARRY!". wink.gif

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I hear the cry for battle!

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The battle is over, it was a clear win for the Brits, just like the war of independence.

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Thank you for talking to me

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I'm not British but I feel British for loving teas!

I'd do the sophisticated, proper tea sip. yes.gif

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There are so many different varieties of tea, that it would be difficult to lump them all into one taste category.

I don’t know what it is, but I’ve never tasted better tea than at a Chinese restaurant. Pretty much any Chinese restaurant. It all tastes good.

I’ve drank that Yerba Mate before, and it indeed tastes bloody awful! Didn’t really notice any energy benefit from it either, as you’re supposed to.

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but I’ve never tasted better tea than at a Chinese restaurant

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Sometimes when I go to certain restaurants, their tea either tend to be over-brewed or over-steeped (which would make the tea taste weird or burnt) and/or too sweet, which makes me think they're adding too much sugar in attempts to hide the low/****ty quality of tea brewing. Makes me shake my head in disappointment.

But you're right about the teas at Chinese Restaurant. It seems they're quite precise about how to properly brew the teas.

And if I had to buy the store bought tea, I'd take Milo's tea. In my opinion, they're the best brand. But I hate their peach flavored tea. It tastes like cough medicine. out.gif

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I think the Chinese restaurant’s almost exclusively brew the green tea. I noticed that when they bring the whole pot over to your table, you can see to the bottom quite easily, as the green tea is relatively weak. But it’s one of the better tasting tea’s in my opinion. I drink coffee more often for the higher caffeine content, but to me, tea tastes way better.

I do not know how some people can drink plain black coffee straight out the pot, with no sweetener or cream.

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I love green tea. While I also enjoy black tea, green tea has more health benefits than the rest, especially it's laced with antioxidant which is suited for detoxing your body. And tea usually have natural caffeine which can help you combat fatigue. It doesn't energize you exactly the same way coffee do as tea have compounds that coffee don't, they just give you a boost without crashing later on.

I do not know how some people can drink plain black coffee straight out the pot, with no sweetener or cream.

I was wondering the same thing. lol Though, I was doing research as to why people drink coffee without creamer or sugar and this came up. It's an interesting tidbit.

Coffee is a diuretic beverage thus it makes you want to urinate often. So, that is why when you drink black coffee without sugar, all the toxins and bacteria are flushed out easily in the form of urine. This helps to clean your stomach

But other reasons, it's just their personal preferences.

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-people-prefer-to-drink-coffee-without-Milk-and-Sugar

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/8-ways-to-make-your-coffee-super-healthy#TOC_TITLE_HDR_2

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Lol. You should see what I put in my coffee, to make it palatable. Creamer, coco, a dollop of cool whip, and a teaspoon of Stevia 😀

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Chicken or Shrimp?

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You….you did the @ thing wrong no.gif Only person who will see this is Ginny….and it is 11 30pm on a weekend so by this point she is probably passed out drunk stuck half in a charity donation box for clothing.

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"…stuck half in a charity donation box for clothing."

I have heard of at least one guy who died that way.

What part of, "You won't get in. Don't even try it. Stay the **** out," of the box did he not get?

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imagine dying for an ill fitting striped T shirt from 1987 tho sad.gif

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Shrimp yes.gif It tastes LIKE chicken.

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Does tea taste like ass?

It all depends on the tea! giveup.gif

What brand/blend are you using???

Today, I used a Lipton Lemon Zinger in a brandy slush. The tea bags smelled like POT!

The slush tastes GREAT!!! biggrin.gif

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Today, I used a Lipton Lemon Zinger in a brandy slush. The tea bags smelled like POT!

sounds like my kinda brew yes.gif

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I took a taste test.
Not bad! biggrin.gif

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Hopefully, my Christmas Eve guests feel the same way! winkgrin.gif

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Hopefully, my Christmas Eve guests feel the same way!
do tell Seth Rogan, Willy Nelson and Snoop that I said SUP will ya? winkgrin.gif

Also, tell Willy that as a British person I lol every time I hear his name.

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Also, tell Willy that as a British person I lol every time I hear his name.

Should any of them drop by, I'll Pass the word along…

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I also used lemon zinger as one of my teas in my tea today, but it's Bigelow, NOT Lipton.

"THAT'S SOME BAD SHIT, HARRY!". wink.gif

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Lemon Zinger isn't a tea. It's an herbal/fruit drink. There is no tea in it.

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Technically anything steeped can be a tea. I drink dandelion tea and also make teas from many of my herbs in my garden. My son can't have regular medicine. I make his herbal blends depending on his ailments. I started using them myself laugh.gif

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Technically, it's not. True tea is made from the leaves of the plant camellia sinensis, most commonly known as the tea plant, while herbal "teas" are made using a combination of spices, flowers, bark and leaves belonging to edible, non-tea plants; therefore, herbals are not teas. Just as almond, coconut and oat "milks" are not milks, but milk-substitutes and erroneously and stupidly mislabeled. Not sure why the FDA allows it as it constitutes faulty advertising.
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