Britney Spears : Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawyer!

Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawyer!

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OK why is sleep so good lately ๐Ÿ˜ด ??? I feel like I'm a sleeping baby !!! I've been told if you dream during sleep that means you're not in a deep state of sleep … in the deepest state you don't usually dream … but of course I'm stubborn and beg to differ ๐Ÿคท !!! The only times I feel I'm in a deep sleep is when I dream but who the hell knows !!! Anyway I need to thank Betsey Johnson's beautiful soul for sending me the most adorable clothes … JLo for sending me the sexiest heels ๐Ÿ‘  … Donatella for the bright dresses and most amazing robe with my freaking name on it … it's my favorite … and Too Faced for the new makeup collection ๐Ÿ’„ and Jeffree Star … I think I mentioned before and gave you all an essay on why his holy mist face spray was so amazing … I took it down because I realized it was too much !!!

Thank you to all my fans for the birthday wishes ๐ŸŽ‚ I'm blessed !!! I know it and there's not a day that goes by that I don't count my blessings ๐Ÿ™ !!! I know I'm not playing in huge arenas with my loud band anymore but I will be honest and say life on the road is hard ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ !!! My first three years in the biz and on the road were great but I'll be completely honest and say that after those three tours and the pace I was going … I don't think I ever want to do it again !!! I hated it ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ !!! I read and interview a long time ago where Will Smith even said the music industry is a whole different animal compared to the movies !!! I agree it's too much !!!

Anyway it's so crazy … I've been to the best hotels and the best restaurants and all I wanted for my birthday was grilled cheese ๐Ÿง€ and cereal ๐Ÿฅฃ!!! I am still the same girl I was 20 years ago no doubt !!! I'll share my two new discoveries … hot chocolate ๐Ÿซ that tastes like fudge … I swear it's not the fake kind … I took one sip and I swear I went to a different universe !!! Yes … hot chocolate !!! It was that fucking good !!! Also mamas if you have girls … which I don't … my boys want money for Christmas because they like to get their gifts themselves … but if you have girls there is a brand of makeup called Casa Gaga and they have the most exquisite tiny makeup packaging that you will ever see in your life … they have baby tassels that actually are attached to it as well and it's white and gold and adorable !!! OK and why is Kevin Hart so funny ??? I saw his stand up comedy act for the first time this weekend … he is so hilarious I cried ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ !!!

I've been sneaking over to the mall to shop … I usually do everything online but I like seeing the Christmas trees ๐ŸŽ„ up and kids waiting in line to take pictures ๐Ÿ“ท with Santa ๐ŸŽ… !!! Embarrassing parents come out of the line with their babies wanting a pic with me ๐Ÿคฆ … so I walk really fast past that line … I do love shopping ๐Ÿ›๏ธ though … who doesn't ??? Do we dare forget the Diane Sawyer interview in my apartment almost 20 years ago ๐Ÿ˜Œ ??? What was with the "you're in the wrong" approach ??? Geeze … and making me cry ??? Seriously though … I lived in my apartment for a year and never spoke to anyone … my manager put that woman in my home and made me talk to her on national television ๐Ÿ“บ and she asked me if I had a shopping problem ๐Ÿคจ !!! When did I have a problem with shopping ??? When I never left my apartment ???

Something I never shared when I had that big break up ๐Ÿ’” years ago was that I couldn't talk afterwards … I never spoke to anyone for a very long time …I was in shocked … pretty lame of my dad and three men to show up at my door when I could hardly speak … two days later they put Diane Sawyer in my living room … they forced me to talk !!! I was a baby …I was almost 22 and didn't understand … but I fucking know now ๐Ÿ–• !!! She said "a woman or a girl" … I would like to say now "ma'am I'm a catholic slut !!! You wanna join me at a mass and I can serve your husband my certificate on shopping for anonymous players ???" I should spend a thousand dollars ๐Ÿ’ธ if I want every day of my life and she can kiss my white ass ๐Ÿ˜˜ ..

Anyway I'm able to have case ๐Ÿ’ต now so I went to an ATM and was so proud of my $300 ๐Ÿ’ต … and no I'm not embarrassed to share this … well maybe a little … but I'm more embarrassed for my family for condoning the fact that I wasn't allowed to have cash for so long when I worked my little ass off for them … I'm embarrassed for my State of California for permitting my father to have me work as hard as he worked me all those years and never seeing a dime ๐Ÿ’ฐ … I'm embarrassed for all of them and I'm sad for them because I know my value and worth now .. .and they LOST ME !!! Anyway I bought chocolate ๐Ÿซ… Christmas socks ๐Ÿงฆ … and a bottle of white wine ๐Ÿท with my cash … it was great !!! I felt so independent when I came home … hope you're all having a wonderful Christmas ๐ŸŽ„ โค๏ธ !!!!

Re: Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawye

I'm glad she is finally happy ๐Ÿฅฐ Poor woman has been through enough. ๐Ÿ˜”

Re: Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawye

Like what?

Re: Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawye

Everything

Re: Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawye

STFU or ill send you my biography.

Re: Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawye

Waiting

Re: Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawye

You still haven't told me what the little dear has been thru. As far as I know she's never had chronic pain or any sickness, had cancer, has full hysterectomy, had parents who weren't nice to her, had a dead parent or anyone else. Waiting.

Re: Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawye

That's both sad and uplifting.
Good for her.

Re: Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawye

Britney is a woman-child.

Re: Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawye

Somewhere in the middle of her bragging about all the gifts she received from her superstar friend, I stopped relating to her problem of being limited to $300 cash when she basically lived like a princess anyway.

Re: Britney Spears unloads on Instagram about family, the courts and Diane Sawye

I have something I would like to upload onto her face.
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