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I might be a Group Fitness Instructor.

I might start a course to be a personal trainer and group fitness instructor as an add on bonus.

Untitled by Christina Barrett, on Flickr

Untitled by Christina Barrett, on Flickr

By teaching 2 classes 5 days a week at $20, I'd make $800/month.

I bet it's a sequence of patterns that you remember the exercises. It seems very easy to do. I could do something else the rest of the day? I still want to be a classical German violinist.

The course is like 10 weeks of a few short videos a day of like 2 or 3 minutes it seems. You can accelerate faster.

They had programs, like, for children and DNA+eating. There may be some specializations, in the future.

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It might be helpful to actually be in shape yourself if you want to do that.

Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. Let all that you do be done in love.

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That's what drew me in.

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Oh come on! Don’t tell me you wouldn’t want a fitness trainer with a too-short t-shirt riding up over her bloated belly and that has to take a nap between each set of exercises because they’re tiring. She’ll be the new Richard Simmons!

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Here to provoke and display my peacock's plumage!

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Not gonna happen.



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Oh ye of little faith.

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Damn straight!



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon! Fuck Biden and Fuck Putin! 😎 Slava Ukraini!

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Untitled by Christina Barrett, on Flickr

www.christinabarrett.com
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Fuck yes. Just make sure you don't fall into a diabetic coma and die before you get the job.

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Go for it girl. You could incorporate violin lessons with the fitness routine.

You'd be a pioneer.

https://youtu.be/mO4g2nydGSI

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trailblazing her way to comedy GOLD!!!

Here to provoke and display my peacock's plumage!

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Indeed.😁

It'd make for a great infomercial too.

It would start off with great views of Germany and then the camera would pan into Christina's Music & Fitness studio.

… Where all the German celebs come to learn from the best. It could become trendy. You know how weird Germans are.

I could see her billboards on the Autobahn.

https://youtu.be/mO4g2nydGSI

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Here to provoke and display my peacock's plumage!

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trailblazing her way to comedy GOLD!!!


www.christinabarrett.com
🛸 "outta this world!"

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Maybe better at music.

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Oh my God! Lol

the United States Judicial system is barbaric

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You need to get rid of that ugly fat gut of yours first! Looks like your 8 months pregnant!

Faith is very unreliable!

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You're gonna end up paying yourself 5 days a week to look at yourself on webcam while you work out.

A Legend Never Dies

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You remind me of Walter Mitty.



The moral of the short story "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" by James Thurber is that excessive daydreaming can be harmful to the person who daydreams and also to the people around them.

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At least, I have a plan if I have to work. PT's make a lot of money.

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If you think folding clothes at Macys is too tiring, wait til you have to do jumping jacks for hours at a time. You’ll really know what “tiring” means.

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Yes, but physical pain is better than mental anguish!

I wanna take the butt of a shotgun
and beat your face in.

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What does Aunt Barb have to say about this?

O baby do you know what that's worth
John Lundstram is the best on earth
Silky scouser just what we need
Hes gonna win the Europa league

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No.

I'm keeping it as a last resort.

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Is Aunt Barb having you round for Christmas?

O baby do you know what that's worth
John Lundstram is the best on earth
Silky scouser just what we need
Hes gonna win the Europa league

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Nope! It's just Kai and Ryan.

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Remember how folding clothes made your joints ache?

It wasn't a party, it was wine and cheese.

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Yes..

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