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What would your autobiography be called?

I would call mine He Came When No One Called and it would document my rise to the top of whatever social circles I’ve found myself in throughout my life, guiding them for the common good and setting them morally aright.

If we get a few responses in here, I’ll try again with a less jokey title.

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Rocket Man: Burning out his Fuse up here Alone

I live. I die. I live again.

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It’s gotta be lonely as the smartest person in the room wherever you go!

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I really thought it would be 'Rocketman: Tiny Dancer'

MMC2: "Drill here! Drill now, Biden!"

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Lol that's actually perfect for you.

Mine would be 'the sassy girl's guide to thriving with mental illness' or 'the agoraphobictch'

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I like The Agoraphobitch.

Chapter 1: Safe in the Womb
Chapter 2: Recess Again?
Chapter 3: I Prefer the Closet

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i should have an entire chapter on how to avoid things and people.

My sister plans to make a self help called 'shame to blame' that teaches you how to blame everyone else for your failures. Keep an eye out for that one

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Lol, it sounds like a hit.

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You're agoraphobic, Bee?

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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I used to get nervous going out alone because i had a heart issue (it was psvt but would happen fairly often and get severe -to where i had to call ambulances as soon as it would start and they basically had to stop my heart to make it restart at a normal rate). Sometimes I'd have panic attacks and i wouldn't know if it was a panic attack or a psvt episode. I was probably agoraphobic then but I'm just self diagnosing that, i would still go out with people.

And i got an ablation done on my heart about ten years ago, is been normal ever since! So things are better. I'm just a homebody by nature though

Sorry for the long response!

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I'm so glad you got help for your heart!

When you said agoraphobic I thought about this episode of Without a Trace where a woman with the condition needed to go out so she paid a delivery guy to pull her out of her apt

She screamed and fought but she said to keep going till she was finally out

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Thanks

Holy crap! I'm glad i never got that bad lol

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You're welcome

Yeah, something happened that triggered that in her but I forgot what it was

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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'First Son-in-Law: Tremendous'

MMC2: "Drill here! Drill now, Biden!"

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Are you sure you're accurately conveying your tremendousness? Don't you think "Very, Very Tremendous" would be better?

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Look, it's much appreciated, but save your adulation for the ballot box in November!

MMC2: "Drill here! Drill now, Biden!"

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The funniest one I could think of is a pun based off my real name, so I'll just go with:

A Comedy of Terrors: A Life of Hilarity and Horrors.

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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Mine would be "no chinges conmigo".

Spanish for "don't fuck with me".

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You're giving it all away in the title! Your book won't be more than a few pages.

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"The Homo Superior"

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My secret love affair with Nettie.

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It would be called 'Life Wisdom I've Learned' and the pages would be blank.

Actually, there was a book published a few years ago called 'What Men Know About Women', and the pages were all blank, so some might call my book outright plagiarism.

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That’s a ripoff of the ‘Sex in Your 50s’ book that I saw in WaldenBooks in the 90s.

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Russell Wilson: Passion of the Sadist (just because it has a cool ring to it, and I’m not actually Sadistic).

Russell Wilson: Living life with a mental illness.

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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Worthless Bump

Groovy

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Well there is a biography about me already. It's called "The New Testament"….Damn autocorrect! I meant to type "The Blue Testicles".

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If you ever come out with one about life on Yuggoth, I am first in line to get it!

If you are offended by anything I share that is your fault.
I am not responsible for your wittle hwurt fweelings from what I post.

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Most certainly and I’ll even sign it to you. The title practically writes itself:

Dumb Guy from Yuggoth

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Yeah, please sign it but just your name because it will not be worth as much with my name when I resell it.
Which means I could get at least $10 with just your name and only $1.98 with mine.

Or in your currency:
œ6øµ≤ yackamucks compare to 3∆µ≥ zumacks.

If you are offended by anything I share that is your fault.
I am not responsible for your wittle hwurt fweelings from what I post.

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Ramblings of a mad woman.

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"Don't Let This Happen To You"

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Mein Kampf II: Electric Boogaloo


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lol!

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Somewhere between "Aha!" and "Cunt!"

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This car climbed Mt Washington

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you should frame this post and hang on a wall, cos nothing has ever been anymore you than this. peak Horatio.

I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.
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