Look at me. I'm depressed and using Vocaroo, cuz I, like, read Rocketman and Monicah, like, threatening to kill each other. [inhales] Annnd he was, like, making fun of the way she talks and it reminded me of how everybody here used to, like, make fun of me all the time. And I, like, think Orson counted the number of times I used the word "like." I felt so embarrassed… that I even changed my accent. And then you all made fun of that so, [clears throat] listen. I'm entitled to, like, have a slight Dominican Republic accent from, like, the East Coast, cuz I, like, lived there long enough, so, quit yer fuckin' bitchin. Yer always complaining about something I do. Quit yer fuckin' bitchin. And also, Rocketman, stop threatenin' to kick Monicah's ass, cuz that's, like, really rude and disrespectful. And I'm not even saying that because I'm her friend, cuz you know I'm not, like, her friend. But I'm just saying, like, that shit's startin' to piss me off and in, like, 2 seconds if I keep seeing it, I'm gonna jump in the fight and start cursing you out. And I don't give a fuck if you wanna kick my ass. I don't give a fuck. Cuz I'm gonna go get a big ass fuckin' rock and knock you upside your head with it. [laugh] I'm joking, but seriously. Stop threatnin' to hurt her.
Liiike, I don't, like, get that. Like, hitting a girl. Like, that makes, like, no sense. Like, who does that? Like, who could possibly even think about doing that? I don't know. You'd have to be, like, a horrible person to actually do that. Like you… Rocketman. You're the worst person ever.
[laughing] It's funny the way you said it. [laugh] Um. I know. Uhhm. I don't think I've ever seen him, uh, that angry with you. Like, I've seen you guys get into it, you know, about whatever. Um, rarely though. But I have seen, I've, you know, I've read you guys, um, go at each other and this is probably the worst. And, um, I had no idea that he would, like, like, threaten you that way. Like, the things that he was writing. Um, and then how he said that he killed somebody? What the fuuuck? He killed somebody? Is this true, Monicah? Like, did you just find that out tonight like I did? Or did you, like, know this before?You know, like, one time, he, like, wrote to me something about… I don't know. I think I was, like, picking on him or something, and um, usually he's, like, shows me a little bit of mercy. Like, sometimes, he'll, like, you know, get really nasty with me. But he usually, he'll just, like, you know, like, say, like, something really rude to me, and then, like, that will be that, like, we'll stop. You know? But, like, there was this one time, I don't know if he was drunk or whatever, um, uh, he said something about how he's, like, a rilly dangerous person. And I just kinda blew it off. I thought he was, like, making it up, cuz he's, like, always making up these different personas of-of himself. Or at least that's what it looks like to me, k? Soooo when I saw he was like "I'm a very dangerous person," I just kind of blew it off, right? But then tonight when I saw the way he was talking to you, and he said that thing about having, like, been to prison and shit? What the fuhuhuck!? What's this person? Why's this person on fuckin' Filmboards? And you know what? Orson was, like, but, or Nimba, was like saying that they were fucking Rocketman. What the fuuuuuck?! You people are crazy, OK? Don't talk about me. [laugh]But anyway, sweetie, I, um, listen. I don't like to see girls abused, so. You know, even though me and you don't get along, and I don't like some of yer ways or whatever, um, I'll have yer back on this. You know? Like, you know, I'm not gonna, like, sit there and, like, read all of it. You know what I'm saying? You know, now if I'm not around then I'm not around to read it. So it happens, but, um, eventually, you know, I'll step in, you know I'll say something in your defense. I mean, there's not much I can do from where I am, you know? But just know, you le, yer not, yer not alone, OK? And despite, you know, like, whatever you done, you know, like, being a whore and threatening to kill yourself or whatever. All that shit that you be doing that gets on my fucking nerves, um, despite all that, um, I-I-I rilly, I rilly don't think that, that you deserve to be beat up and threatened. No woman should. You know, it's not like, it's not like, you know, you have, like, a gun to his head, or you killed his mom or something like that. OK? So, um, it'll be OK, sweetheart. Just, you know, chill. Protect your friends and stuff. You know? Try to relax. Take yer meds. Alright? OK. Bye.