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Yo. If yo girl take a shit then it time to get out. That how u know u got a bad one.

Op is a retard. Took over my acc because they are that obsessed. Love it. 😁

Frtt, what has gotten into you?

Nah. Not me. Anyone who knows me knows I would never post this bs. 😆

Stay out of this, Dane.

You're all a bunch of retards. lol@you stealing my username in all the other fonts too.


Oh, btw. I don't give away my passwords for the fun of it. Always a reason. I know exactly who it is and I think it's hilarious they are this pathetic. 😁

Dane, please take your medication.

Take your own, luv.

Years ago I took this engaged girl out on a date.
I knew her fiance too. He was pretty cool.

They both agreed to go out and f*** around with other people before they got married so I got lucky that night.

He was doing the same thing somewhere else.

But one thing she did that was very strange was how she went to the bathroom when we got back to my apartment.

The bathroom was in my bedroom and we'd been hanging out in the living room.

She kept the door wide open when she was taking a big crap. It was odd.

She stayed in there for a VERY long time talking to me and giggling while pooping. I swear she was getting off on it. She was probably fapping too. I don't know.

I didn't want to go near the bathroom when she was shtting because I didn't want to accidentally smell her stinky poo.

I'm glad she wiped herself well.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

😝😆

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Ew

What is wrong with some people? That's her idea of foreplay?

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Don’t pretend you’ve never experimented with poo in the bedroom 🙄.

I didn't at that time.
Today I like to mix it with chocolate. But only poo from hot chicks.

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One of my Nigerian exes used to finish sex by thumping his chest like tarzan and then taking a massive dump on my chest. It was a bit strange at first but I grew to really like it 😁.

Nigerian haha. Nigerians are funny the way they talk. I've worked with many of them.

I very briefly dated an African girl from Cameroon once. She was like 6'2" and dark as night but beautiful.

I never did the poo thing with her though

Maybe African poo smells like plantains?

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That was an awfully tall African ‘girl’ you were dating there 🧐.

Yeah..
I think she was closer to 6 ft barefoot but she would always wear thick healed shoes to make her taller which I told her was very strange.

She did some low key modeling too. Perfect body and played volleyball as well.

She didn't need thick shoes. Lol
I'm 5'11" so she was standing above me in them. I didn't care though. As long as it didn't bother her it didn't bother me. In fact she's the second girl over 6 ft I've dated.

We were working together in a factory. And she stuck to me like glue. She told me to pretend I was her boyfriend so the other guys left her alone.

You see a lot of Africans don't like African Americans. She couldn't stand them and they were always hitting on her.

So we start off like that and always had lunch together. Then she kept giving me hints that she was a virgin. Lol….yada yada.

We never fcked though. She ended up moving away.

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Uh-huh 🧐

Gross

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

I don't know what her deal was. She was pretty drunk too.

I had met her at city college about a year earlier. We would have "study groups" with some fellow classmates.

Very attractive Filipino girl. I think her name was Lenzette or something.

She always seemed really scared of me before for some reason.

Then a year later we run into each other and hook up. She was the exact opposite…with this date.

It's like she got really bold over the previous year and made the first move. Life is funny.

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I enjoy the Filipino accent

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Well she didn't have any accent. She was pretty Americanized probably second or 3rd generation.

That's the second Filipino girl I had ever been with at that time.

Yeah their accent's cool though.

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I've worked with quite a few

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

I'm glad she wiped herself well.

So you inspected her bung hole….😖

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Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Dat pooterhole. Yea.

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Wouldn't it have been more appropriate for you both to shower and clean your pooters before engaging with the deed?

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Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Nah, alcohol helped to solve that problem.
Sometimes you just forget about certain social manners and find yourself both naked on the couch. 🤓

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Stinky bottoms and alcohol breath is a real turn off.

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Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Stop replying to me you weird creep 🤨.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Arsehole

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

I went on a date with Dane last night to Burger King. I said I needed to take a massive shit and might be away a while. When I came back he was gone

Honestly, I just wanted you to pick up the check. I will, however, be back for the after date sex at some point.

I actually had two Whopper juniors, two small Cokes and two small fries for $5 the other day using those mail coupons.

I wonder if you get these coupons over there. Next time she should use them to pay for your dinner.

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