The Walking Dead : Limericks

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I DOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Cute!!

“You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.” Hermione

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Thanks! I like yours too!

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Bentley is really spamming the boards today.

One of the best ways to drain people’s energy nowadays is via the internet

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If you want the board to thrive
You need to post 9 to 5
For you, Bee and Rob
That is your new job
For as long as you're alive

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Oh Bentley, I thought you were dead.
Maybe poisoned, stabbed, shot full of lead.
Beaten with a bat,
Or eaten by a rat.
But alas, you're here posting instead.

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“You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.” Hermione

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Good lord, BMF, you’re a turd!
Desiring my demise is absurd!
You’re a fool and a bore
And clearly still sore
That I thought your posting was merde.

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^ Inadvertently answered the question about his stamina by ignoring the conversation about his stamina

Now I need a word that rhymes with "stamina" for a piercing limerick.

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My stamina is as it was
I can keep going like a boss
Whether it’s posting or sex
I’m like Oedipus Rex
And, further, I’m hung like a hoss

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😂 in limerick form:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bentley is the master of the board
If you will, a God Like our Overlord
He takes care of us when we are bored
But He comes and goes on his own accord

I suck at this 😂

“You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.” Hermione

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At least your heart is in the right place.

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Too bad the same can't be said for your pants.

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Merde doesn't rhyme with turd.

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In your case, it does.

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Dear Bents, your rhyme scheme is wrong
Your poetry skills are not strong
It just makes me sad
That you suck so bad
Chuck Barris would give you the gong.

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Oh crap I needed one more line

“You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.” Hermione

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Not bad for a first attempt, though!

The only thing is, Penny is our god, not Bentz.

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Penny is pretty damn wonderful!

“You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.” Hermione

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😍

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Please impose on yourself a ban
You’re a pathetic excuse for a man
You make a huge mess
Of syllables and stress
Your limericks, alas, never scan

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Thanks!

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It is what it is, my dear sir
The board is barely astir
But you did return
And attempted a burn
So now what is the board’s future?
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