The Walking Dead : Limericks

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You must have really hated my penny and Bentley poems then. *welp*

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pure art! I'm writing it with my fancy calligraphy pen and framing it!

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Good idea! Better yet, cover an entire wall with vinyl lettering!

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this Horatio's a silly jabroni
Got a fatter voice than pepperoni Tony
But he's a 10/10
A real friend to the end
Just ignore him when he says 'blow me'

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Blow me.

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that comment was meant for Steve lake

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That reminds me, please stop “bragging” to me about the disgusting PMs Steve Lake sends you.

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Jealous much?

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Totes

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I should have just ignored you!

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Yeah I bet you did!

Oh wait, wrong conversation.

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I absolutely love this!!!!

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I think she might feel a little insulted that I didn’t insult her more.

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Confused. I reread it a lot

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I bet you did!

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I did!!



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Yeah I bet!

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We've witnessed the return of Ash.
He's witty, he's funny, he's brash
He's cool and he's groovy,
Like the guy from that movie.
I'm sure that he will make a splash.

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We need to cut Yermom some slack
The man has been smoking some crack
All the questions he asks
Are about lockdowns and masks
And when Donald Trump’s coming back

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Nicely done.

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I was not around during Ash's time on the board. Hopefully he sticks around so I get to know him!

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Eh, I come and go as I see fit…

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Thanks buddy!

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Limericks n shyt!

[guns shooting]

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LOL. We need to make some new limericks but I am too drained tonight

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Damn. I just read through this entire thread and now I'm all sad and nostalgic

Ash, you're a dirty bastard!
It's been months since I have last heard
From these people I adored
All the Walking Dead Board
Now I'm sad and getting plastered!

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There once was a husky young Viking
Whose sexual prowess was striking.
Every time he got hot
He would scour the twat
Of some girl that might be to his liking.

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Make one up about someone on filmboards! Entertain me!

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There once was a man named Vlad
Whose penis was small and sad
So he got it snipped
And now it’s a clit
Now she is pretty damn glad.

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I like Vlad but that's pretty funny.

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You’re welcome 😅

Beware Of Things That Go “Fap” In The Night!

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That Penny still comes to this place
Is sad for someone with her grace
All that's left is trash…
And Spectre…and Ash…
This board is a total disgrace.

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I almost welcomed you back,
Until I saw your attack.
For calling us trash,
You should get a rash
On your face and your ballsack.

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I graciously accept your apology hug, but I don't know if the rest of the "trash" here will be as forgiving.

Do you still save limericks or did that stop when the IMDb boards closed?

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I still have all the old ones from IMDb but I haven't saved any from this site.

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Good god, is this place still alive?
And will it (I wonder) survive?
If I don’t often post
But mostly just ghost
Will the board spontaneously revive?

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BENTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.” Hermione

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If Bennie (my new nickname for Bentley) truly loves us, he will come back and post every day for six hours straight.

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I think he can last that long

“You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.” Hermione

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He did for most of 2014-2016. Let's see if he has retained his stamina.

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Lord has it been that long??

“You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.” Hermione

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The IMDb boards closed in early 2017!!

BTW, is my Halloween avatar showing up for you yet? I changed it soon after the calendar changed to October 1.

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No. Blue raindrop with a red background. Is my Wuthering Heights avatar there?

“You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.” Hermione

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D'oh! It should show up soon. Sometimes it takes a day or so. It must be a cookies/cache issue. You can see it if you open the browser in a private browser tab (or if you open it in a browser you haven't used for this site before).

Yes, I see your avatar, I noticed it the other day.

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I see your new avatar! Do you see mine yet??
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