Religion, Faith, and Spirituality : MAGAs Would Have Hated Jesus

After Donald Trump’s words at the White house Christmas Tree lighting in 2017, Evangelist Franklin Graham posted on social media: “Never in my lifetime have we had a POTUS willing to take such a strong outspoken stand for the Christian faith like Donald Trump.”

The Reverend may actually believe this, but I think he conveniently left out one rather critical detail: A dark-skinned, itinerant Jesus wouldn’t be allowed in Republicans’ America. And if he were already here, his life would be a living hell right now.

He’d be denied healthcare, detained at the airport, separated from his family, trolled relentlessly on Twitter, accosted by torch-bearing marchers, vilified by pulpit-pounding preachers, and branded a terrorist by the President himself in incendiary fake videos and fear-baiting Tweets.

A Jesus whose family fled in panic to avoid the local government’s deadly intentions in order to save his life—would be sent back immediately for not “doing it legally” or ripped from his mother’s arms—and we’d have a far shorter New Testament now with a very different ending.

A man of middle eastern descent traveling from town to town, preaching about the evils of materialism, the dangers of wealth; about the sickness of those who abuse power to neglect the poor and the hypocrisy of religious leaders getting fat off the backs of the needy—would be absolutely terrorized by MAGA men and women, both in person and online.

A subversive, homeless rabbi who lived with the street people and publicly condemned and challenged every move by the political power-holders perverting religion to line their pockets—wouldn’t get within 100 yards of a Trump rally. He’d receive the same treatment there that Jesus received as he was led to his crucifixion: mocked, spit on, beaten.

The Jesus of the Gospels, living alongside the marginalized and the poor, would be the most vulnerable in their presence; pushed to periphery of sustainability and assailed on every front in these moments by those so public wielding their Christian faith.

To anyone with even a cursory understanding of the Bible (and not blinded by hatred for Barack Obama) this isn’t difficult to see:
Donald Trump isn’t a Christian by any reasonable metric.
He is the antithesis of Christlikeness.
He doesn’t give half a damn about Jesus.
He doesn’t emulate him in matters of personal behavior or policy.
He just understands that American Evangelicals are easy marks; that they don’t require anything resembling Jesus, as long as they get a little lip service now and again to pacify them and justify their allegience.
They don’t require actual Biblical knowledge of the Jesus of the Gospels (why should he have more than they do, anyway).
They don’t need a shred of mercy or generosity or purity or humility or compassion from him—they just need Jesus name-dropped annually and that will touch their God-spots and make them swoon.
Donald Trump has known how to play white Bible Belt Christians fluently, and he grabbed them by the privilege and told them he was down with Jesus—and they didn’t ask for receipts.

Not only is Trump not a Christian, but he is aggressively acting in direct opposition to the life and ministry of Jesus in any way one can objectively measure—if you actually open up the Gospels and take a gander. There is simply no sensible correlation to be drawn between these two entities. MAGA Christians won’t even attempt to make sense of the non sequitur—as they really don’t care anymore. They will not allow Jesus to inconvenience their Christianity by reminding them that Donald Trump is actually Caesar; a malevolent figure appropriating the name of God to fleece the faithful—and that he was there to resist him.

Republicans have been willfully cultivating an America that is violently anti-poor, anti-foreigner, anti-middle eastern, anti-brown skin, anti-compassionate—and Jesus of Nazareth would be threatened every day here by white MAGA Christians, if he wasn’t soon rounded up in a hospital bed by ICE and deported, beaten with pipes at a White Lives Matter rally, or badgered by online trolls to “go back where he came from.”

So Trump can roll out a yearly dog and pony show photo-op meant to tickle the fancy of professional pharisees who’ve sold their souls and need to feel like they got a good deal out of the transaction.

He can toss off a few sentences to satisfy white folks, who don’t as much love the Biblical Jesus—as they do the white, upper middle class, gun-toting, anthem standing, gay hating Christ they’ve made in their own image.

The bar is so freakin’ low for these professed people of Jesus, that they can actually say with a straight face that Donald Trump (you know, “the grab-her by the p*ssy”, “2 Corinthians,” serial adulterer, professed predator, “my fingers are long,” guy) is actually a “man of God”—but Barack Obama somehow wasn’t.

Trump Christians like to say that in 2017, “God was invited back into America.” Ironically though, Jesus of Nazareth; the poor, refugee, brown-skinned, itinerant community organizer and anti-establishment activist at the very heart of the Christian story—would have no place in Donald Trump’s America or the churches and homes of those who applaud the President.

If Jesus was living in America right now—I’d be terrified for him.

He probably wouldn’t stay or last very long.

He’d be crucified.

I myself am certain that a major majority of Trump supporters do believe in and like Jesus.

I do wonder how they felt that day last year though when Donald Trump had all of those protestors outside of the White House (who were being peaceful at that moment) teargassed and removed just so he could go out and take that stupid photo op at the nearby church where he then held that bible the wrong way.

You Demo-rats still do, if you even believe in him and God which is unlikely.

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Handsome Latino

Well, that's almost a sentence.

So true.

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“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with
the rain.”

He knows little of Christ as he is a camel humping muzzie bastard.




Fuck his Mother

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

Trump lost, so you can crawl back to whichever shit-hole you came from

It is no wonder that Conman is a pedo. Muhammad was a pedo as well. Married a 6 yr old girl. No wonder he uses sock accounts to push islam. The two have so much in common one could almost come to believe in reincarnation.

Perhaps I was wrong. Perhaps conman is not histories one and only goon ass twink bastard. Perhaps there have been two. Unless of course there IS reincarnation in which case he is the same goon ass twink bastard. But in either event.












Fuck his mother.

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

Fuck his mother


Ad infinitum

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

If the POTUS election were held today…

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WarrenPeace

 » 35 minutes ago(September 23, 2021 07:55 PM)

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… A snowfall has a better chance in Hell than for Biden to win.

If this is what the rest of his term is going to look like I seriously doubt he will win again in 2024.
I doubt that Trump will run again but right now the Repubs. look like they have another shot at it.

If the Dems were smart, and we know they are just as bad as the Repubs, they would encourage Biden not to run and put up someone else.
That is, if they want the best chance at the WH again.

Biden has a lot of damage to fix and undo from Trump and so far I have seen very little effort at that.
I admit that I made up bullshit about you WarrenPeace and I am sorry. - Friendo in a PM to me.

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

Ever smack your funny bone on something hard?


I'd like to spend some quality time with you Conman. Just you, me, and a hammer and chisel….

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

https://filmboards.com/board/t/Biden-lying-shamelessly-3363990/

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

Fart poop

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….out of darkness, out of mind, cast down into the Halls of the Blind!

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

It's time you knew. This may be a shock but..

Obama built those cages.

Sorry to break it to ya.

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Most Handsome

I'm confused.

Why do people want to become president? Why?

He wouldn't like them either

fart

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….out of darkness, out of mind, cast down into the Halls of the Blind!

Where?

LOLOL

you people are STILL BITCHING about MAGA

guys, you WON the election

Trump is finished

you already impeached him for repeating an illegal thing Biden ADMITTED TO and

then you impeached him again after he LOST THE ELECTION

so

just move on, and enjoy your win.

or is it true what they say… that democrats only support those they're not against…

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www.thefearmakers.blogspot.com

That Is true. I voted for Joe and now I hate him. Mostly for how he handeld the Afghanistan exit.

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….out of darkness, out of mind, cast down into the Halls of the Blind!

So true.

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“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with
the rain.”

Jesus was a false prophet anyway!

Is that so?

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How do you even get the combination?

Yes!

Yup!

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My password is password

Let's count some of this shit-heads sock accounts.

[Confirmed]
#1. Conmander_Jim
#2. Conmander_Jin
#3. Comnander_Jim
#4. Barbagay
#5. Suol_Venom
#6. Ooga_Chaka
#7. Laser_Burns
#8. says the pussy ass faggot
#9. Chinese State Media
#10 Charlie_Vulva
#11. Soul Vagina is a faggot
#12. Kautorises
#13. K3wlsk83rD00D
#13. SojoDanny
#14. Nessuno
#15. IsraeliParasiteInAmerica
#16. ECElite
#17. FilmManCin2
#18. Sickdog
#19. Crookshag
#20. AssCrackBandit
#21. Conman
#22. I_was_in_vietnam
#23. Ptounge
#24. Foul_Women
#25. pimpcat
#26. Mike's Mom
#27. Con Stapleton
#28. Stonewall
#29. shut up bitch
#30. Soui_Venom
#31. Soul_Venon
#32. chicken
#33. Nhoj A Eta Oidar Eht
#34. JR
#35. EVERYTHINGus3
#36. Steven_Dinner
#37. Jeralitah
#38. TheMoltenGuy
#39. Bobby_Peru
#40. buttbuttbutts
#41. Jake_Steed
#42. Albert_Fn_Wesker
#43. Moo_Town
#44. Mel_Brooks
#45. IshtarSink
#46. Vulva_Burns
#47. Adam60z
#48. MELTDOWN
#49. augustgirl515
#50. Itsy_Bitsy
#51. Fabio Muzzy Sir
#52. Old Fly Head
#53. DCI Gene Hunt
#54. Ashli Babbitt
#55. Walker_Texas_Ranger
#56. John Wilkes Booth
#57. Olifromsolly
#58. Arbraham Lincoln
#59. Eddie Lu
#60. OhMyMike
#61. Doqtor_Gangbagn
#62. Sperm Whale Carlos
#63. Biden landslide
#64. Beelzebub_Zenith
#65. Freedom_Pulse97
#66. RhynArts
#67. Cuck_Venom's_Mom's_Asshole
#68. Judgement_Boy
#69. Handsome_Shadow
#70. Mina
#71. dysciplina
#72. WeForgot
#73. Patriotic_Tea_Mug


All the same guy.
Basically the dude jerks off to his own posts

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

'The Reverend may actually believe this, but I think he conveniently left out one rather critical detail: A dark-skinned, itinerant Jesus wouldn’t be allowed in Republicans’ America'

LOL There are plenty of people of color who are Republicans.

Dems call them traitors. Or Oreos. Or Uncle Toms.