Ellen DeGeneres : Ellen DeGeneres is insane, according to these people sending messages.

She's out to get me, probably for no real reason.

I have enough problems, already.

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🐃🍝 ½ mostly Anglo+English.. Irish (German/French/Dutch) ½ North/South Asian
christinabarrett.com

You're not Amish anymore?

I have enough problems, already.

understatement of the decade. you dont want ellen De-G gunning for your ass on the best of days! in your situation, this is a most definite No-No.

No, that's insane. You don't even do that.

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🐃🍝 ½ mostly Anglo+English.. Irish (German/French/Dutch) ½ North/South Asian
christinabarrett.com

i wouldnt mess with Ellen even if i'm holding a royal flush. plus her lesbian wife is some kind of crazy down under Aussie who knows kickboxing.

She's out to get me

Bullshit.
She has no idea you even exist.

You are just one of those mentally ill losers who thinks they have some intimate connection with a random celebrity. Nutcase.

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Sometime one must play the Devil in order put the fear of God into some dumb sumbitch.

Amen, boo. Preach!

Why are you being so mean?

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Hello Patrick. I'm here to terrorize you.

Lol.
Because I am.

Besides. I don't think it matters. Velvet hammer or 10lb sledge this retard only sees what she wants anyway. It's part of her illness. I don't think it even registers with her.

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Sometime one must play the Devil in order put the fear of God into some dumb sumbitch.

She left "New Orleans" and just keeps pushing the envelope without a goal for others.

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🐃🍝 ½ mostly Anglo+English.. Irish (German/French/Dutch) ½ North/South Asian
christinabarrett.com

She's out to get me

Bullshit.
She has no idea you even exist.

You are just one of those mentally ill losers who thinks they have some intimate connection with a random celebrity. Nutcase.

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Sometime one must play the Devil in order put the fear of God into some dumb sumbitch.

Its frustrating to read. I want to grab her and shake her

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Smells like Ass in here

I have to wonder if she was sat down across from me & I told her to repeat after me

"Ellen DeGeneres is not after me"
"Ellen DeGeneres does not even know I exist"


How many times I would have to slap her to get her to repeat the lines without side comment or protest. I can just imagine the first time.

Me: "Alright, Christina when I tell you, you are going to repeat what I tell you exactly as I tell you. Understand?

Christina: "Yes."

Me: "Ok, let's begin." "Ellen DeGeneres is not after me."

Christina: "But she,"

BAM!!! I slap her so hard it knocks her clean off the chair….

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Sometime one must play the Devil in order put the fear of God into some dumb sumbitch.

ha!!!

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Smells like Ass in here

Lol

She had white hair in all her pictures but I'm not sure about as an infant. It got darker.

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🐃🍝 ½ mostly Anglo+English.. Irish (German/French/Dutch) ½ North/South Asian
christinabarrett.com

How did this situation with you and Ellen come to be? How did she find out about you? How did you figure out that she was out to get you? Sorry for all the questions but this is so fascinating to me!