The Soapbox : I just farted directly into my own mouth, do not ask how.

I just farted directly into my own mouth, do not ask how.

Yeah it was gross, It was a hot, airy silent fart too u know how bad those smell right? Every single gasious molecule went in too not a single bit wasted, I blew it out like i just took a bong hit.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go drink half a bottle of cheap gas station mouthwash that never fails to cause a searing burning pain on my gums.

I am not serious no more, no

Re: I just farted directly into my own mouth, do not ask how.

Where you sucking your own dick or something?

Durrrrrrrrr

Re: I just farted directly into my own mouth, do not ask how.

Nobody farts out their dick, idiot.

I am not serious no more, no

Re: I just farted directly into my own mouth, do not ask how.

You did not

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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