The Walking Dead : A Prayer for TWD Board

Oh Great Spirits of the Land and the Sea
Hear our prayer to reanimate TWD board for sophie

From the north, the cold, bitter blowhard of Bentley
From the south, a very hot, sexy little Bee
From the East, a shiny, lucky Penny
From the West, a Golden Horatio in a tree

We ask oh spirits that you bring us Rob
We offer kilos of cocaine and a succulent blowjob

We ask that you bring us Yermom
Out of the ocean and away from the summer balm

We ask that you bring us Spectre
A salt ring to keep the board's greatest objector

We ask you bring us Cornell
Our Guardian Mother of TWD wishing well

We ask you bring us BadMotherFucker from the 125
The Watcher in the Night that we long to arrive

We ask you bring us brother Dean
A poster lost behind a fence that we have not long seen

We ask you bring us dear Klam
Our Madame of Siam who makes the men and women want to wham-bam oh thank you ma'am

We ask that you seal this prayer with a kiss of Crystal Raindrops
So that this board may one day yield and reap of its crops

Oh Great Spirits of the Land and of the Sea
Hear our prayer for lil' miss sophie

And…

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Groovy

🙏

Gay.

Don't ask don't tell, eh?

Honestly, you guys come up with gayest shit

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Alba gu bràth

Eh, the guy’s a massive bender. He’s probably a soapbox poster as I never saw him on IMDb

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Azn: “He (Orsen) now pretends to be in his 50s, but is in his 70s or close to 80 yo.”

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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Alba gu bràth

You’re the tarrier who takes it up the arse, pal. Not me

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Azn: “He (Orsen) now pretends to be in his 50s, but is in his 70s or close to 80 yo.”

No he was definitely on twd board.

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♡

Must be before my time.

He sounds like a bigger wimp than JMH

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Azn: “He (Orsen) now pretends to be in his 50s, but is in his 70s or close to 80 yo.”

JMH would make him his bitch.

thanks

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suck it.

*teary-eyed* that was beautiful *sniff*

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suck it.

My favorite part is how the two biggest cocksuckers on Filmboards, the chickenshit coward hungry and the flaming flamer orson, where the first to say "gay." It's as if it's already in their mouths!

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Groovy

it's this site, filmboards. it's the gayest site ever since imdb closed down.

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suck it.

Aye but jokes apart you are super bent

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Azn: “He (Orsen) now pretends to be in his 50s, but is in his 70s or close to 80 yo.”

That's because we factually know you're a huge faggot, proven in it's entirety with what is possibly the gayest, and lamest, post Filmboards has ever seen. Enjoy your meltdown, fruitcake.

now say that again without a cock in ur mouth

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suck it.

Say that again without a cock between your legs, which you were born with, trannie catfish.

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suck it.

You heard me.

open wide

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suck it.

💔

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suck it.

Calm down, you maniac.

I wouldn't just hug Sophie; I'd squeeze Sophie with a big ol huggy bear hug that would make her burst into immediate giggles. In full body armor.

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Azn: “He (Orsen) now pretends to be in his 50s, but is in his 70s or close to 80 yo.”

Priceless.

You forgot the Great Spirit of the Sky! Hope it's not too pissed off, and I hope your prayer works.

I summoned the circle-jerk twinkies so I consider it a success!

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Groovy

it's always the same insults from the same 2 trolls. l a m e 🥱

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suck it.

If I am being objective, I do think Orso can be funny at times, he is capable of legit conversations, and has mostly good taste in music. He has that going for him.


Trailerpark Hillbilly though, he's Southern Steve Lake.

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Groovy

that's true.

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suck it.

You're really bitter about being poor white trash, but you have nobody else to blame for that but yourself and the poor decisions you made in life. Not like you had any other options, that's why you joined the military, halfwit faggot.

You'll feel a little better about yourself once you come out of the closet, though you shouldn't.

Coke and bjs eh? I’m down

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I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

You should probably make Ashley shave his beard before he hands out the blowjobs, to prevent chaffing.

but i like when it tickles

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I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

I'm getting strong hetero vibes from this!

(Except for the succulent bj offer.)

what is this

Complete nonsense.

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Groovy

it's a response to this, my post: https://filmboards.com/board/t/Ash-killed-the-TWD-board-3356095/

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suck it.

Where is that "Another TWD circle jerk" sock to give us the golf clap??

Crystal, it's here!!

(below)

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suck it.

Yay!

Okay what the fuck god forgive me!

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Jesus Christ is lord ✝️

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Groovy

Remember that summer movie party idea?

We should add this one to the list:

Toilet Gator

An alligator terrorizes residents in a New York City apartment building, attacking them in their bathrooms.

The tagline is "Watch your ass."