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Ugh I’m at the pharmacy

Getting Covid 2 fuck yes

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already?

didn’t u just get covid 1 like 2 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago. I’m addicted.

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Why?

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Love it.

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I don't know what's scarier in this pic. The nail varnish, or the fact that when I look at his pic he doesn't look young, and he was born 5 years after me so wtf do I look like if I'm 5 years older!!

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You look young as fuck! Honestly I thought he was older than it says too. Being a cunt ages you

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Is that you?

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Yes. What do you think?

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Huh.

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Who that?

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Thirsty 😍

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My hair is a panty dropper

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Excellent transition!

I would never be able to tell you were once a woman, or a redhead.

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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@Helpfelder, thoughts? Would you suck my cock, cocksucker?

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You can't tag for shit.

Alba gu bràth

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I seriously can't, how did I fuck that up so bad? Maybe that's why they deleted it. To save the embarrassment

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There is a person named Hepfelder, right? Or is this another instance of the Mendella effect

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I think maybe that was his old username, or his username on Jack's board or something…

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I even misspelled Hepfelder tho

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Helpfelder or helpfinder is a great name for a bot.

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I like them coy.

Hot, docile and coy

Alba gu bràth

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My cock is neither docile nor coy. Very hot though.

I guess this isn't going to work out. I'm not sure we can be friends either. We can be people that say "how are you?" in passing but neither of us cares about the answer.

Nice knowing you, @Helpfinder

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I'm replying to Vlad.

Your Lesbian hand-wringing is duly noted though.

Alba gu bràth

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It didn't make sense in response to Vlad so I assumed it was directed to me

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Are you sure?

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This website is a UX/UI catastrophe

So no

Alba gu bràth

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Thank god I did not have to blow you to be friends Sophie.

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Sophie??

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Jk lol.

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Lol! Muahahaha

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Agreed.

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We stopped being friends cause you refused to blow me.

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Sophie had to blow me for you to be friends. I remember the agreement and god was she terrible.

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She's all teeth. I've been training her but it's been a tough time. Lots of scarring

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No pain no gain. Every scar tells a story. Narrated by Sophie, aptly known as “Tooth and nail,” apparently.

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💦💦💦

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Hot

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Holy hell, I always get the best sleep after the Covid vaccine. Jesus Christ, perfect cure for insomnia, slept 11 hours

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I got dressed with the intention of going out. I’m so tired I’m lying in bed in a covid-induced fugue state, matching with much older women on Facebook dating and rethinking my life. Ugh and now I’m here

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