The Soapbox : Why is this place so focused on sex?

Why is this place so focused on sex?

Can we not just discuss movies and tv shows and talk like only fans?

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Because there are some very attractive people here.

The Hegelian who weeps over fallen statues

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Yeah but they've all done each other lots of times so why bring it to the board. Why not when ready just go straight to your web chats. The foreplay does not have to begin on the open board.

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You know where there are also some very attractive people? Every fucking where in life. You should go meet them.

The problem with that is they can see you but what the hell you should try anyway maybe you will get lucky and find one that is into retarded homeless faggots God bless!

Keep on smiling!

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Okay could you just stop with the stupid Afroman shtick. You're not a black man with an afro living on a beach. LoL…

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I don't live on the beach like the sandcrabs and dolphins and sneetches you ignorant beast I live in a man made structure of some type close to the beach!

Keep on smiling!

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Yeah well stop looking up my dress.

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He wants to see if it's still green.

The Hegelian who weeps over fallen statues

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It never was. He must have schizophrenia.

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Your witty sociopathic personality is attractive.

The Hegelian who weeps over fallen statues

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Have you ever considered not being a a 40 something year old emo dude who can't get his shit together and pretends he's a vampire who spends all day online practicing getting laid with catfish thousands of miles away? You've basically become the new Fugazi and the relatives who once supported you in your "rough patch" now just despise you and want you to move on and get a job or at least stop bothering them with your nonsense do-nothing lifestyle which they are far too old to still be supporting!

Keep on smiling!

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You are having a meltie here, mate. Have you ever considered that?

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Have you considered not being such a try harded faggot, mate?

Patrick can answer for himself, when he stops crying.

Keep on smiling!

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Why do you think that Sophie is Honey?

Alba gu bràth

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I'm hardly ever in the mood to be sexy anymore. That's THEM.

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What else do you suggest this horny group of shut-ins do?

How about a group canasta tournament?

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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Canasta? Oh yea talk dirty to me

I'm cumming.

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I'd make a joke about doing the ca-nasty, but I'm scared of Monicah! And Bee. Bee is the really vicious one you have to look out for.

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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I feel like a shitty Bond villain, surrounded by beautiful and deadly women. Itty will star as 007 in Abercrombie.

I'm cumming.

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Abercrombie: If Looks Could Kill

You'd be Bond, Itty would be Golden Eye.

I'll be a shark with a laser beam on my head. No! Wait. I want to be the laser beam.

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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She found me! I don't know how, but she found me! 😱

Time to boil some rabbits.

🦸‍♀️ Up, up, and away! 🦸‍♀️

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I've been talking about movies since I got here, and have probably been talking less because of the frustrated appetites of others who have nothing of substance to say.

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I love you want to be your husband

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Asshole.

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Don’t make hottest female threads then.
It’s your fault the board is like this

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Fuck yes. Kill him

I'm cumming.

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Because Mechanic posts here. He is obsessed with sex and jerking off his 9 inch ding dong 10 times a day. That can't be healthy, for no forum he posts on.

There is only one solution to this vermin infestation on this board: rat-poisoning his dick and someone has to do it. Here is how you do it:

Someone has to pour and spread rat poison all over his genital area (dick and balls sack) while he sleeps. Then take his dick with the hand and stuff the poison into the peehole as much as you can before he wakes up.

Any volunteers?

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“Ding dong” lol

I'm cumming.

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Had an aneurysm and prematurely sent this post that had some gaps in the text. Sorry about that.

The text with the guidelines is now coomplete.

Would you consider volunteering and take matters into your hands, Vlad.?

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No.

When you think about it, his penis is to blame for his suffering. Why remove the cause of his suffering while also granting him everything he is asking for in this thread?

I'm cumming.

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Ok. That is a penetrating question which I need to let sink in for a while. I'm cumming.

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That's kind of sick and cruel.

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It's the only clean way getting rid off this plague, Donna darlin'

Are you volunteering, perhaps? Remember, he has a white beautiful dick and lots of it.

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No I will not. I don't like him but I wouldn't do all that. It's not like he was a rapist.

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Yes.

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Yes what?

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To your question asking me if I was wet, my dear.

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I just don't follow your shtick. Sorry. It's not that I'm stupid. It's that I just am…bewildered by your posts and that avatar.

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There is nothing to folloe about me, you silly goose. Just don't rub me the wrong way and you are fine.

Wanna come inside and see for yourself?

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No thanks. Go away.

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Don't be a dick now.

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Leave me the fuck alone

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Really? I'm the mastermind behind all this?

Harold,the singing angel harks.

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You are.

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You absolutely are, Kirk. You started posting your spooge emoticons and now everyone does it. You sexualize every interaction you have with women and also with men, and now everyone does it. You created the sex culture here.

It’s all your fault

I'm cumming.

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💦💦💦

Harold,the singing angel harks.
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