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Skypefall

After World leaders converge onto Skype to discuss plans for peace, screen caps of the convention attendees begin to surface on Imgur, posted by the account: “Bongoman48.”

Preliminary investigations into the account by Q (Lara Croft) show the IP of the account is based in Germany. Bond is tasked with tracking down the doxxer and stopping them from selling the names and social security numbers of the posters on the dark web.

With the help of a beautiful but stupid Germany secret agent (Sophie) and a former doxxer-turned-MI6 operative (Ben Caesar), bond works to unravel a complex network of sock accounts and must face an old enemy (Gwnyc) from his past.

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beautiful but stupid? i will murder u in ur sleep one day. 🔪

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Skypefall bond theme by - Miley

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brilliant

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Miley and Christina duet.


✨gorilla magic….it's fantastic!✨

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Y'all are too good!

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This is hilarious!

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10/10!

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Discussion Royals will be set in Miami, Florida. The mysterious Nimda has hacked all cell phones in the world and is threatening to release the global stockpile of nudes. M, played by RobGoblin, has assigned bond a mission: hunt down and kill Donna. Then, hunt down and stop Nimda before he releases the nudes and starts world war 3.

So I don't even get to be a hero or nothing.

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Okay I got one.

A crazy hindu man created a team of psychiatrists, physicist, police detectives, gang members and medical professionals. He paid the team to create an alternate universe based upon filmboards. They called it The Matrix Redux. Inside this matrix is a chosen one. A black female. Their objective is to drive that bitch crazy in every way possible. They write the script into the program, the gang members use that script.

The chosen one has no idea really want is happening to her as she navigates through the simulation. Whenever she does find some clarity, the gatekeepers of this realm have orders to confuse the fuck out of her every time. So she gets stuck in this Matrix. They only options they given to her, are death in various ways.

But they hadn't factored in chance. If she does by chance, then their world falls apart so they need her to live and make decisions they chose that will lead to her suicide.


There's no there reason they do this to her other than that they are sick in the head and have too much power, authority and influence.

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Lol idk

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This made me think of Undercover Brother, and I keep compulsively raising a disco finger in the air while shouting, "Solid!"

Your character will be named Foxy Brown, which will require you to wear your hair in a liberated 70s afro.

We'll work a mobility scooter into the script because I got you, fam.

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It actually kind of made me think of Silent Hill a little. I didn't even start writing the script yet. But no, she doesn't wear a afro or is on a mobility scooter. I don't even why you're obsessed with afros and mobility scooters.

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Afros and scooters are my jam. Don't kink shame, please. ❤️

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We'll work a mobility scooter into the script because I got you, fam.

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Every spy film needs a sexy dark goddess in a sick brown leather jacket whose catchphrase is "Dyn-o-mite!" Donna was made for this, yet she resists. Always the diva!

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Donna's holding out for a more lucrative contract. Apparently, the production team have a meeting lined up with McDonald's to see if it's actually possible to meet her demands.

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This is in reply to Donna? I like it!

Writing these is entirely too entertaining

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Bongo-Jaws.

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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This thread has literally brought tears to my eyes with laughter. Thanks, dude! We all needed some uplifting laughs.

You're all geniuses.

❤️

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🥳

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I will not rest until I have completed this script.

I'll be right back.

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FFS, The Ghost of Aaron Spelling beat me too it.

https://filmboards.com/board/p/20109046/permalink/#p20109046

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That was awesome

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It's a shame he's no longer with us. All that great material, festering beside his rotting body in some graveyard somewhere.

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I’ve got Sam Mendes on the phone. He’s picking one of these. It’s going down. I’m yelling timber.

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You people write stories better than I do. You need to go professional.

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We are professional. I’m Ant-Man.

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Cool. It's a pleasure meeting you.

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Likewise. And you are?

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Nobody

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We are professional. I’m Ant-Man.
I see you liked my Avengers casting!

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I did! But I don’t know why I’m Ant man

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Because my penis is ant sized.😂😂😂

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I'm sorry to hear that, Mechanic [consoling emoji]

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I’m Thirsty 😐

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Oh 😐

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That’s me dumbass

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Lol

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Yes, how stupid of me. What a blunder.

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🤪

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Yea but you get it excited and it’s big af!

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I'm glad you liked it!

I had a reason for making you Ant-Man, but now I don't remember what it was. It would be cool to become smaller and bigger as needed, although the death risk is probably high when Ant-Man is really tiny.

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I’m a small guy I get it

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Well, we all look like ants to people in helicopters.

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Don’t make me Kobe Bryant myself

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Oh yeah, I should've have mentioned helicopters 😬
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