The Soapbox : I’m stuck in Florida for another day! AMA
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Why what?
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You're in Florida? Gross. Get out of my state, cornboy.
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While I’m here, it’s my state. I run this bitch, yo.
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Are you and rocket having a meet up?
the United States Judicial system is barbaric
the United States Judicial system is barbaric
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No. I'd be too worried that he'd bring his sawed-off pogo stick to ever meet up with him.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.
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Lmao Kay.
the United States Judicial system is barbaric
the United States Judicial system is barbaric
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You expect me to go through anywhere in Florida without packing any heat? I need to have my piece on me at all times just in case I get attacked by one of those Floridamen I hear so much about.
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Safest way to escape a Florida man is to blend in. Run backwards on the highway in a flamingo onesie or some shit. Florida men will laugh in the face of your heat. They eat heat for breakfast.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.
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Corn :on the cob, not on the cob, creamed?
Arm or leg: if you had to live without one, which would it be and why?
Would you rather have to dance everywhere or audibly fart everytime you talked? *if your voice gets louder so do the farts
Arm or leg: if you had to live without one, which would it be and why?
Would you rather have to dance everywhere or audibly fart everytime you talked? *if your voice gets louder so do the farts
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Also, I find that question about corn to be highly offensive. I am greatly triggered. Just because I’m an Ohioan doesn’t mean I can answer any questions about corn.
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You know what?! I was like, i shouldn't even ask him questions because he always ignores me or says something awful. But i went against my gut and here we are!!
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You should’ve known better than to ask me a corn related question. It’s bad enough I have to deal with Saucy Jacky’s Uber racist ass mocking corn and those who live off the stuff now I got you thinking you’re funny by bringing up a very touchy subject!
And it’s on the cob, damn it! Always on the cob! Any other way is sacrilegious.
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And it’s on the cob, damn it! Always on the cob! Any other way is sacrilegious.
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I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have done it. I was drawn in by that shock value type of posting. It's an easy way to get responses but it isn't honorable. I respect your corn culture, fam 
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Would you rather have to dance everywhere or audibly fart everytime you talked? *if your voice gets louder so do the farts
I hope he chooses the farts. I wouldn't wish a life of samba on anyone.
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Oh. So you don’t wanna hang out? Good thing I wasn’t going to ask anyway!!!
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Is florida really america's wang?
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Yes. It’s a festering shit hole home to the worst America has to offer. Avoid at all costs.
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Is it really better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?
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Well, personally speaking, it’s better to have never loved at all. Losing someone you love is shit. Even if it’s a necessary experience that allows one to gain strength, I’d rather not have to go through it again.
And so I will spend the rest of my days not loving anyone. I will die alone. It is my destiny.
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And so I will spend the rest of my days not loving anyone. I will die alone. It is my destiny.
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Florida the flaccid penis part or Florida the fuckin' lower Alabama part?
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The flaccid penis part. But near the base of the shaft.
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I wanna see their beaches. With my luck, I would end up somewhere far from a beach.
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I hereby ban you all from speaking of corn and corn-like substances in my presence. If you are caught communicating about corn then you will banned permanently.
Luckily Nimda is also a fellow corny boy like me and doesn’t appreciate the way you people talk of such a wonderful food item. With Nimda on my side, none of you stand a chance.
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Luckily Nimda is also a fellow corny boy like me and doesn’t appreciate the way you people talk of such a wonderful food item. With Nimda on my side, none of you stand a chance.
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Why are you there?
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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Have you caught a whiff of a womans feet while in florida?
Smells like liquid ass
Smells like liquid ass
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How do you go about eating a muffin?
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You're welcome 
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Start with the paper then work from there.
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You shouldn't eat the paper… it doubles as a condom in a pinch. Fold it neatly and keep it in your wallet.
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You ain't seen nuthin till you're down on her muffin
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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Spicy, Nettie!
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Hark! Harold the angel sings.
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Aerosmith ftw!!!!
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That's the truth, the whole truth, and muffin but the truth 
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Is it unethical to use a stolen credit card (not physically stolen, only the data taken from a site on the dark web) to get free trials of streaming services and cancel before it is ever charged? Assume that the owner of the credit card would never have taken advantage of these free trials.
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The hell you go there for anyways?
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I went down to sow my oats. Fucked every girl in Florida. With my superior genetics mixed in with the genetics of the typical Floridawoman, I will create a race of superior beings in my image. They will be methed-up superheroes capable of solving the most basic mathematical problems. They will be able to decern* whether or not it's ok to charge into a Macy's, grab the nearest Olaf plushie, and fuck its brains out while surrounded by onlookers. They will be able to make the best meth this country has seen since Heisenberg!
We will be the superior race! We will dominate! Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
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We will be the superior race! We will dominate! Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
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You sure you weren't born there? I'd check your lineage.
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I was born in a far worse corner of the Earth… West Virginia.
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I’m stuck in Florida for another day! AMA
I live. I die. I live again.