Elizabeth Berkley : Stiff as a board on Dancing with the Stars

Stiff as a board on Dancing with the Stars

From the waist up this woman is like hardened cement. Her neck and shoulders absolutely do not move. And that was a large part of what made the sex scene in the water so comical in Show Girls. There's just no fluidity in her upper body and she tries to cover it by jerking and flailing her hands and arms. The result is so NOT the same as smooth motion in the neck and shoulders.

Her legs work fine, but that's just nowhere near enough for dancing.

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I can't really judge her talent as a dancer because I've only seen one DWTS performance of hers, but I thought her Cha Cha Cha was great.

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She was not stiff. She's just a tall woman, and...okay, she keeps her neck and shoulders pretty still.

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Don-lockwood, that's the definition of stiff.

And what in the world difference should her height make?

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She has been voted off.
Yeah baby

Re: Stiff as a board on Dancing with the Stars

WTF?????
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