The Soapbox : I wanna see Hep and Honey get back together before the Apocalypse.

You gotsta make way for the Homo Superior

You're so disgusting

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I WANT TO SEE ROUGES AND ME GET TOGETHER.


You're never fully dressed without a smile.

I'm sure you meant Hep and Honey. And yeah..probably won't happen. He's a fine little power bottom and all but he's too mouthy. I need someone that can shut his mouth without being gagged.




Too Bad You Can't Cure A Psychotic With A Right Hook.

Sorry, it's the Audrey Hepburn thing. I had this idea right before I went to bed last night, my Wi-Fi was friggin' slow, and I dashed this thread out quickly so I wouldn't forget about my brilliant idea.

But I just realized for the first time that Hepburn is named after your namesake. Wow, all the more reason you two should just patch things up.

And I'm not suggesting you cyber or anything like that. But in memory of our soon-to-be-lost Soapbox, shouldn't you two try and just be the team you once were? If only for a few days?



You gotsta make way for the Homo Superior

I don't think Hep wants anything to do with her

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Why is his skin, particularly on his face, always so oily and weird looking?

Because he's a pimple that needs to be popped

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I don't think Hep wants anything to do with PAGG*

fixed

why is the left lumpy cheek bigger?

He and I fit well for a while. And we still touch base every now and again.
But we can't try to recreate what once was.

Besides, his yucky girlfriend would have a fit.

Too Bad You Can't Cure A Psychotic With A Right Hook.

Girlfriend?

Look woman, I want you and Hep to have sex on this thread - tonight!



You gotsta make way for the Homo Superior

wut

Never heard of her.


Life can be arbitrary and comes without a warranty.

You have to realize that Honey was Hep's main Soapbox love before you came along.



You gotsta make way for the Homo Superior