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I love how Archie pronounces words

Especially the word toilet, "terlit!"

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Goil for girl.

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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A friend of mine once jokingly told me "I love how Archie mispronoucicates his words". ??

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He was the best.


RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Robert Vaughn

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My favorite is "groinocologist."

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That's a great one. "Hemaglobins and shemaglobins".

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Robert Vaughn

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Richard E. Nixon
Fred McMahon
Lincoln Contirentals
Miss Clamchowder

My job is to inform, not persuade- Dan Rather

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Clint Westwood, there.

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Robert Vaughn

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I think he called him East Clintwood. 😂😂

My job is to inform, not persuade- Dan Rather

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Don't forget Marlo Brandon.

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I love his names for famous people

Gloria Steinway
Phyllis Shoofly
Myles Sandwich

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Clint Westwood, there.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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(Archie's brand new TV's delivered - that he thinks Edith's stolen locket will be paying for) -
"Le'me give ya my John Hancrock here".

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Richard E Nixon

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George C Patton
Paul K Jetty
Jackie Minassis
Elder Cleavage
George M Cohen (another one of our decent Hebes we're proud of)

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Hilarious. Minassis. Lol.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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The way he used it was a riot.

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Potatum O’Neal

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Trampaloon - trampoline
Assiatic Nerve - Sciatic nerve
Last will and tenatcle - Last will and testament



Your future's all used up.

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"You know when you do something for somebody, and they do something for you. It's whatyacall washin hands." Lol.




RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Robert Vaughn

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The peace of resistance

As you people say "Shi-boom" (Shalom)

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"Present company suspected".

"Talk to George Meany, head o' the UFO-CIA".

"You offend a colored guy, he'll run right to the N-C-double A-P-P".

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When they were gonna eat horse meat:


"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse."

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Robert Vaughn

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"No intense offended, there".

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I like when he's counting the boobs or maybe eyes on that painting by Sabo.

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Robert Vaughn

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"How come he give her three o' them?".
The Stivics tell him that's how Szabo saw her.
"He must a been blasted out of his mind when he saw her".

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Funny.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. 2016 is the worst!

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No wonder we never saw Szabo again, after Archie talked Mike into being distrustful and yelling at Szabo over the phone, thinking Gloria was still there undressed, only to have Gloria walk in at the same moment.

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I would've loved to seen her undressed at that time. Yummy.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. 2016 is the worst!

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Yah, me too. You couldn't tell from his painting, I'm sure.

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Not if she had 5 breasts. Lol.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. 2016 is the worst!

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I wonder how many orifaces.

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At least 3.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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With Szabo, I'd picture more than that.

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pillow of salt
vertizontal
qualifidations
July the 4th
A-rabs
The YWCA
Salivation Army
ipso fatso

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"The whole world's turnin into a regular Sodom and Guacamora".

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"It's like when Able killed his brother with a cane." Lol.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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"Lincoln was shot while sittin in John Wilkes' booth".

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It's hysterical every times he does that.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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His misunderstandings are hilarious.
At the airport in California, Stephanie tells him "I think I just saw John Travolta". Archie then tells her "Kiddo, we're in California. You're not gonna be seein any o' your little school chums".

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Lol! Hysterical.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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If only every Stephanie scene was that humorous. Most of the episodes focusing on her were almost totally devoid of humor (her appendectomy, her stealing things, Archie finding out she's Jewish, etc...).

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Her stealing things was alright. Archie threatening to belt her was funny.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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The rest of that episode was meh.

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I guess so. I have a good line.

Archie: You gotta grab the bull by the corns

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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and heave ho!

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"Irene Lorenzo, queen of the woman's lubrication movement"

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Archie to Mike: "You ain't got no qualifidations for nothin. If you came in off the street applyin for the job o' my son-in-law, I wouldn't hire ya".
Mike: "And if I knew you came with the job, I wouldn't take it".

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He would though, really.

RIP Gene Wilder. RIP Robert Vaughn. RIP Carrie Fisher. RIP William Christopher. 2016 is the worst!

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He did.
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