The Watercooler : I want to kill my neighbors

They're fucking grandson parks his car in my driveway and the other grandson has his piece of shit idle car park on the side of the road but parallel to my house. The first jack off grandson also goes over there to drop his daughter off because he can't be a real man and drives a tow truck which could easily fit on their side of the road but will actually park it blocking both of our driveways which are adjoining.

One day I woke up and saw Blazer in my driveway. It was very early so I waited till about 9:00 a.m. to knock on their door. The grandpa said oh I don't know unless my granddaughter had someone.

One minute later this young black guy goes and removes the car. looks like Grandpa didn't want to admit the truth unless he's that stupid where his granddaughter can spend a single night out of a year at his house while at the same time bringing over a piece of shit who actually parked in the middle of both of our driveways.

I know if I go over there again I'm going to break heads

do any of you have fucking neighbors like this or is this just an American thing?

Americans are the niggers of the world, especially fat white mother fuckers

I still will never understand the rules here

I read and agreed to the Tos, and nowhere doesn't say I can't call fat American motherfuckers the n word

I didn't bother reading your entire post, but if someone is parking their car in your driveway, simply have the car towed away. Problem solved!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
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And face retribution and possibly getting into a gunfight?

it would help if you could have the brain power to read a short paragraph. Maybe you just live in some Lily white area.

Gun fight???
Ouch! That sounds dangerous!
Yes… I live in some "lily white area"…

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Okay you used Lily white and quotations

Are you saying you live in a dangerous area?

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Do you live in a dangerous neighborhood

DT is an idiot.

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Anyone who takes what I say seriously, must be an idiot!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon! 🙂 I like cashews!

So in your narrative why is the black guy a piece of shit? He is likely only going off the info he has.

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We have to ignore the far left by disproving their lies by our actions - Tim Scott

Come again?

I live in the US, and ten years ago, I lived in a duplex which had a good sized parking lot in the back, but the driveway was single-lane, and the neighbors would be blocking my car in, and I got sick of knocking on their door and telling them to move. Once, they asked me "Just let us know" - I wanted to say "It's none of your fucking business when I have people over" and remember one time they couldn't find their keys when I had to be somewhere at a certain time.

About 8 years ago, I had a similar thing. But I was partying, having musicians come over and play loud (but never late) and so I thought, "Well, they haven't bugged me about my lifestyle" so I just let it go, except one time I was expecting somewhere. It happened a handful of times, and now I just remember them letting me use their lawn mower, so I just let it slide, but it did piss me off, because it didn't make sense. They only had one car.

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Fuck that, I shouldn't have to say anything

Aint there some kind of ' possession is 8 10ths ' law in America. You wake up to find a car on YOUR Property? Congrats, free car?

Another option would be to buy a wheel clamp and clamp him next time he parks on ur property, if ur not exaggerating the situation and he actually is parking on ur property then im sure you would have the right.


BUT, in this day and age, if ur white and they black, its probably best not to do anything about it, if you know what i mean? 😒

I think you're right
I'm not going to say anything unless someone's coming over.

Or just fill your drive way with broken glass so next time he does it he gets a few flats?

But again, in this day and age, that could possibly be seen as a racial attack on an oh so important person of colour, so i dunno, good luck it.

What if my neighbors are white?

They aint tho

What if they are

Or just fill your drive way with broken glass so next time he does it he gets a few flats?

Well you know what I will be doing tomorrow.

There's no need for anyone to use our driveway but if they did I wouldn't like it

Someone used to park directly across from our driveway and I didn't like it because we live on a narrow street

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Did you do anything about it or just let it go

Just let it go

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

I'll take your advice thanks

Your case is different. I wouldn't let it go if someone was using my driveway

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

I don't have any energy to leave the house

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If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

If you hadn't been so damn selfish with your precious driveway none of this would have happened!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

There goes the neighbourhood.

Two my neighbours park their car right outside my house and there's a huge stretch of fucking road! Idk why they do it. It doesn't bother me, but I question why. It's strange.

Okay, it does bother me. Why are people so retarded? I could go take a pic of my neighbour's car rn and show you it outside my house. Like, hello, park it outside YOUR house. I'm surprised my inner child hasn't popped their tyres by now.

i hate dumb people

you should take a pic just so i can feel i'm not alone and to shame their dumb ass

fuck them

Can’t you just smoke them with your 9?

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