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America’s Sweetheart Marries Scarlett Johansson

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America’s Sweetheart Marries Scarlett Johansson

Well, they did it. According to People, after delaying their summer ceremony due to COVID-19, Colin Jost and Scarlett Johansson have tied the knot in an “intimate ceremony” (we should hope so!) after getting engaged in May of last year. The news comes via the Meals on Wheels Instagram account, which announced their blessed union and asked for the couple’s well-wishers to donate to the food program dedicated to helping the elderly. The post also declared the pair “Jost Married,” which is pretty adorable, so cross that off your list of Weekend Update jokes, everybody.

“We’re thrilled to break the news that Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost were married over the weekend in an intimate ceremony with their immediate family and loved ones, following COVID-19 safe precautions as directed by the CDC,” the announcement reads. “Their wedding wish is to help make a difference for vulnerable older adults during this difficult time by supporting @mealsonwheelsamerica. Please consider donating to celebrate the happy couple by clicking the link in our bio.”

The Saturday Night Live co-head writer and the JoJo Rabbit star reportedly started dating in 2017, going public with their relationship in December of that year; Johansson had hosted the late-night show for her fifth time in March 2017. As Jost once noted to Entertainment Tonight, “The first time she hosted was the first year I was a writer on the show. So, we’ve kind of known each other since then. She’s the best.” All of which is to say, Michael Che is going to a field day with this.

Re: America’s Sweetheart Marries Scarlett Johansson

That bastard.

Re: America’s Sweetheart Marries Scarlett Johansson

He's an unfunny douche bag. And his brother isn't funny either.

The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

Re: America’s Sweetheart Marries Scarlett Johansson

Who?

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly." Morticia Addams

Re: America’s Sweetheart Marries Scarlett Johansson

That's what I was thinking.



PS I just googled him. Apparently he's on SNL, a TV show which used to be funny decades ago.

Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

Re: America’s Sweetheart Marries Scarlett Johansson

I give it a year.

Re: America’s Sweetheart Marries Scarlett Johansson

Two tops.



Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😼

Re: America’s Sweetheart Marries Scarlett Johansson

I wonder if he had to sign a prenup. She is worth $165 million, compared to Jost's estimated $6 million.
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