The Walking Dead : Am I the greatest troll ever?
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We all saw it, honey. The jury agrees with me! Accept this truth and be silent, as your position demands of you !!!
Shall I continue?
Shall I continue?
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How do u mistake seeing cleavage for boobs? I question if u have ever been with a woman.
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I have to tell you something in private, okay? It's not BS or trolling either. I'll be nice too.
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You are my favorite poster and my inspiration. I study more than ever now.
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Good show! I hope to see you eventually outfitted with a Ph.D., striding along arm-in-arm with that other great scholar, Orson.
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But I’m not a troll. I just want to learn better prose and further my knowledge of the English language.
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Who said anything about trolling?? Orson is deeply concerned about White Lives (or is it Livers? White Livers Matter: Never Drink Cheap Whisky?). I was also talking about prose.
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I’ll avoid the white lives and all lives matter classes. I don’t necessarily wish to show off my beautiful brown genetics and black penis in front of the class
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Who said anything about trolling??
You. In your title. Just a friendly refresher, Professor.
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No! I don't like to go lightly around these parts.
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Do not go lightly into that dark night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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You are a phenomenal shit stirrer, but the greatest troll ever goes to HC!
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Ah, even I can't compete with one who is clothed in Cupid's magical aura of love!
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Well, I’m not sure if you’re the greatest troll ever, but you’re definitely one of the best I’ve encountered… if you truly are a troll.
I live. I die. I live again.
I live. I die. I live again.
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I like the note of ambivalence. I am not a true troll. I'm an amateur, from the Latin amare, to love. I'm a poster-troll, who can post or troll with equal facility. I'm not ruthless enough to be a real troll. If I were, I'd scare myself, frankly. I usually pull back if someone is close to genuinely melting down. I got quite irritated about the racism thing, so i went much more all-out then I usually would. Normally I just fool around quite harmlessly. I blame Horatio and BLM for bringing out the trollish side of me.
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I don’t believe a troll has to be malicious or evil. They can have different agendas 
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Maybe you're right. But one must respect the traditional understanding of what a troll is. They are mischievous and tormenting spirits that haunt message boards. I don't mind being considered a troll: it's just that there are so many claimants to "classic trolldom" around.
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I can respect and agree with that! 
Carry on.
Carry on.
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You just shot yourself in the foot admitting you don't care for people online. I am going to enjoy watching you try yo explain that away to people who thought you were their friend. Greatest my ass.
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u said it not me. now have the good sense to stfu before u dig a bigger hole for yourself. stop trying to back peddle now. no one made u say that. you chose to say it not caring how it would make your friends feel. which just circles back to u really not caring. what sane person even jokes that way if there is a chance of hurting people he supposedly cares about? you may be book smart but your common sense is seriously wanting.
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You don't get it. My friends (even on message boards) have been my friends for years. People I decide are idiots are fair game. Trolls don't want to be my friend, anyway. They're a ruthless lot, and they just admire my trolling skills, as long as I have them. You're rolling these three distinct groups into one big boring mass, and arguing that I'm a sociopath because I'm not nice to idiots. Capisce?
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I usually pull back if someone is close to genuinely melting down. I got quite irritated about the racism thing, so i went much more all-out then I usually would. Normally I just fool around quite harmlessly.
Yeah I got you to meltdown twice. Once when you were jealous of me and moviemamcin2 hooking up and then about BLM. Oh yeah and the 3rd time was about gun control.
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I have managed to induce tremendous meltdowns in four different posters in just two days. Donna and Anna both offered to rape or kill me, Kirk has threatened violence, and Orson has just threatened to kill me. Plus I think I've demoralized Gameboy and MMC2, and Monicah claims she wants to seduce me. What's left? Can I get Lara Croft to do an ass-kissing thread for me?
You should have been here a couple years ago during filmboards golden era of meltdowns. What you just described would have barely made a breakfast appetizer in those days. RIP Itty's soul. I won't even mention the other losers who melted like cheap chinese plastic back then. Itty was really the only target that meant anything to me, I targeted him since day one and never let up. Anyone else was just a cheap laugh until the next time I could torment him again, even though it was unnecessary since I already entered his empty head through his cold dead eye socket and took up permanent residency. Lot's of room for activities in that big pumpkin head.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
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Yes, I've heard about the famous Itty. Apparently he still dreams of you. Eyeless in Gaza, at the Mill with slaves…
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Scooter/Shooter is still around, all gouty and frying up a big plate of onions, peanut butter, herring and radishes.
He's another of our MENSA people.
He's another of our MENSA people.
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I can't eat certain fish, last night I had special fried rice which had prawns. Luckily I slept the effects of the shell fish off. I have to half the protein, today I had a bowl of porridge. I'm steaming handful of squash, brussels with potatoes to go with a chop for lunch, later I'll have 2 rounds of toast, 2 eggs scrambled and hopefully with half a can of beans.
I have to take penicillin 4 times a day, to get rid of my false gout until monday.
Hope that clears that up.
I have to take penicillin 4 times a day, to get rid of my false gout until monday.
Hope that clears that up.
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It seems to have become a cherished tradition for TWD or GoT trolls to come here and harass the soapboxers. It reminds me of bear-baiting in Elizabethan times. I wonder if nimda approves of it.
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He certainly does.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
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I'm fairly sure you've never heard my voice, sweetie.
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You actually heard that?!?! It was up for all of 15 seconds, and then for 30 seconds. I was sure nobody would catch it.
Donne died centuries ago, alas.
Donne died centuries ago, alas.
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No, it was a gamble. I was sure nobody would hear it. Glad you liked it, though. A friend on TWD board used to ask me to send her vocaroos so she could get off before going to sleep.
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Daughter of Eve, you speak with wisdom far beyond your years. Do you come from the land of War Drobe?
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You're a school teacher. 
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They're not mutually exclusive. And I'm a superb schoolteacher.
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