The Walking Dead : Am I the greatest troll ever?

Am I the greatest troll ever?

I have managed to induce tremendous meltdowns in four different posters in just two days. Donna and Anna both offered to rape or kill me, Kirk has threatened violence, and Orson has just threatened to kill me. Plus I think I've demoralized Gameboy and MMC2, and Monicah claims she wants to seduce me. What's left? Can I get Lara Croft to do an ass-kissing thread for me?

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You’re on a hot streak right now, like a batter averaging a home run per game. πŸ˜‚

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Yes, these things don't last. I'd better get plenty of moolah from the big sporting companies while the streak lasts. Buy Bentley's Adidas Trolling Shoes and crush innocent filmboarders with ease! Only 299.99! Rush while stocks last!

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Getting Donna, Anna and Kirk to meltdown is pretty easy. If you managed to get, say, Hungry to meltdown I'd be impressed.

But in all seriousness I just watched the episode of 24 where Edgar dies and I'm really sad because he had that fat retard personality that reminds me so much of The Mechanic.

F's in the chat for Edgar Stiles.

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Fucking Russians. Fucking sarin gas.

Damnit, Chloe.

Shall I continue?

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True dat. After TWD in its prime this is child's play. No serious trolls left to fight or compete with. hungry is also old and retired. He just slides into his afternoon nap. No meltdowns for him.

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Hungry seems to have reached peak levels of not giving a fuck. He obviously has much better things to do than spend his time on this shit hole but I'm glad he pops in once a while to remind us what it's like when the actual legends post here.

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Yes, he was very good in his time. He'll never admit it, of curse, but I used to wear him down even back in the day on TWD board, when he'd come there to troll me. Now, as you say, he simply doesn't care.

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Just creep hungry out, works everytime. Call him dad, say weird things to him but dont come at him. let him come at you, otherwise your just another try hard loser like the mechanic!

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Thanks for your unwanted opinion. Now go play in traffic.

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Why dont you instead, go out in style snow. double deckers are the way!

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I love how you lie lie lie which just drives home the point of how pathetic u and your sycophants are. If that makes u the greatest then have at it. All I see is a bunch of losers,but whatever.

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I have no sycophants. Also, where did I lie? Didn't you threaten me with extreme violence?

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At u supposedly making anyone melt. Keep lying. like I said….whatever. I do not threaten. I mean what I say. Try that with someone in real and see what happens. In fact,I dare you to. But we both know u wont because u are a coward.

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You think the huge neon sign with an arrow on the end with big caps lock writing on reading "BEARTRAP" would be some sort of warning to mind their footing yet they go stomping into every thread and cry foul when they have their leg torn off. Crazy. You think they'd learn. It's not even good bait.

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Putin seems to think she's actually powerfully attracted to me. It's a love-hate thing. She gets off on the abuse. Probably shows her tits to some poor unsuspecting sod walking past after reading one of my posts.

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Everyday you seem to be sinking more and more into madness. Wtf is wrong with you and how many bodies do u keep in the basement? It is very clear as each day passes that there is something very wrong with you. Drop the act and let us see the sicko that lurks there.

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Is this you getting your second-meltdown-wind, so to speak?

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Answer the question,what is wrong with you mentally? Something not quite right about you.

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Please elaborate. What is the specific nature of my mental disturbance? You may be offensive, but do not be prolix.

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It is very obvious you have no respect for any human being. You pretend with people and think u have gotten away with it for years with some. That about right professor? I would go so far as calling you a sociopath.

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On a message board, yes. In real life I am the very soul of compassion and reason.

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Sure. Plus you just admitted to not really caring about your online friends. I am sure this will go over well.

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Please! Do not expose me to the humiliation of seeing my online friends desert me one by one! Spare me, I beg you!

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It's true. I've read your PMs.

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Were they not filled with love and compassion??? Please tell this breast-exposing harpy about me! She is intent on defaming the kindly and gracious Bentley.

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Gladly!

Bentley exudes raging, belligerent faggotry with his online person, but hark! He has a heart of gold than genuinely cares when no one is watching.

The man I love once said something I'll never forget: "When I troll someone, the only thing that will ever be harmed is their ego".

Pretty cool! Dipping the pigtails of one's online opponent in ink is fun and lighthearted. I approve of those white hat methods.

Bentley, vlad, HC, and even hungry fit that.

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I'm just going to have to go away and have a nice little cry after that! So touching!

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OMFG HC (the love of my life<3333333), vlad, hungry and bentley all in one post, im having an infinite climax right now ooh yes oh my god yes

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HECANT, HUNGRY, PUTIN

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I must confess: I made that post specifically with you in mind!

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Your obsession of me is alarming creeper. Stalk much?

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obsession "with" me, not "of."

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Why are you speaking to me when you are unworthy?

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~*~Anna~*~ said... Why are you speaking to me when you are unworthy?
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just correcting your English. You'll thank me later.

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dbentley666 said... just correcting your English. You'll thank me later.
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I will speak the way I want to not the way you tell me to bottom feeder.

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~*~Anna~*~ said... I will speak the way I want to not the way you tell me to bottom feeder.
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You need two commas there, you breast parading harridan.

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dbentley666 said... You need two commas there, you breast parading harridan.
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Just admit I get under your skin and call it a day.

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~*~Anna~*~ said... Just admit I get under your skin and call it a day.
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You make me giggle, frankly. You're so angry all the time! Like a stern grandma who can't keep away.

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dbentley666 said... You make me giggle, frankly. You're so angry all the time! Like a stern grandma who can't keep away.
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But I am not angry. That would imply feelings where there are none. I would of thought a "professor" could grasp that simple concept

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~*~Anna~*~ said... But I am not angry. That would imply feelings where there are none. I would of thought a "professor" could grasp that simple concept
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would "have" thought, you simpleminded donkey.

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dbentley666 said... would "have" thought, you simpleminded donkey.
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Getting more unhinged I see

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Wtf πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The State Of You Mate!!

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Look at these three posts in sequence and tell me that they don't constitute one of the most beautiful meltdowns ever!

@PLATONIC_CAVEMAN Either something is done about fuck wad or he is not going to like how nasty I can get and he wont be coming back after I am done with him.

Now on to you,you piece of shit. Do you really want to test me? Think long and hard before you answer. Say one more nasty thing about my friends and see what a real bitch looks like. I will go after your ass and your loved ones wont be off limits. Test me mofo I dare you.

I suggest you shut your hole you mental deficient. Know your place before I put you in it.

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^^^^More Lies^^^^ Your meltdown and beat down are glorious Could u try any harder to convince anyone? You no read too good do u? I never denied any of that. JFC I could not be any slower in the head then u if I tried.

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Show me your breasts.

Shall I continue?

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never have and never will.

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At least tease him with the possibility!

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I would actually have to like him first.

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Gun to the head. Would you rather show Vlad, Dbentley, hungry or Lord Orson your breasts?

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She could show each of us one. She has four, right?
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