Halloween III: Season of the Witch : One more year 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock.

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.



"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

What? No more Mommy Dearest gifs?

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

Soggy Dearest



"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

So that’s why he’s called soggy

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

How the hell would I know? Ask Soggy! Wait, he's never here. Where's Soggy? WHERE IS HE???

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK HIM IF HE’S NEVER HERE?!?!?

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

Honestly, Glenn.



"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

Honestly nothing! You go to hell!

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

Glenn's Organ is sticking out
Glenn's Organ is sticking out
Silver Shamrod!

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

That doesn’t even rhyme

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

What do you know?

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

I know all kinds of shit!

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

Then tell me, where's Soggy?

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

Up your butt and around the corner.

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

Glenn? NO!




"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

This is horse shit. Someone get me soggy

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

I'll write him a letter.




Hello Soggy,
Here I am at Camp Sharmrod.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if Glenn stops crying!
I went hiking with Ellie Grimbridge,
She developed herpies.
You remember Teddy?,
She got ptomain poisoning last night after sifting through ashes and car parts!
All the horny women here hate Glenn,
And the lake has Robots!
And Conal Cochran wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called 'Silver Shamrock'.
No, I don't want this should scare ya,
But my bunkmate, Glenn, has AIDS.
You remember Linda Challis,
They're about to organize a searching party for her!
Take me home, oh Soggy.
Take me home, I hate this place.
Don't leave me in the factory alone with Glenn,
Where I might get raped by a Large woman named Marge!
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise.

Your loving,


Slatch371

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

That’s some damn good writing there boy. But I’m not sure I like being painted as a rapist.

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

How so? Where, in that letter, did I pain you in such a light?

Honestly, Glenn. What's wrong with you?

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

I AM NOT A RAPIST!!

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

I didn't say you. I was referring to Large Marge. Is there something you're hiding, Glenn?

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

N…no! Why would I be hiding something?!? Ha! Haha! Hahahaha!! Stop looking at me.

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

Oh, I'm watching you Glenn.



"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Glenn and Soggy sharing the same Motel room.

That was pretty good Teege. I'll bet you have the entire movie memorized at this point!

Are Mom already got me and Glenn Masks, Soggy.

WHERE THE hell HAVE YOU BEEN!!??? YOU NEVER POST HERE ANYMORE!!!

ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Are Mom already got me and Glenn Masks, Soggy.

Soggy is Sean Penn now? Why is soggy not at all like I pictured him?

Are Mom already got me and Glenn Masks, Soggy.

NO, Glenn. That's me melting down. When was the last time Soggy picked us up for the weekend?

By the way, this is Soggy:



Serious, it is.

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Are Mom already got me and Glenn Masks, Soggy.

He was supposed to take us for the whole weekend but he canceled again! Will we need therapists at some point?

Are Mom already got me and Glenn Masks, Soggy.

I just got off the phone with Soggy. We are ALL going to sit down this weekend and have a nice wholesome family dinner. Burnt Roast, my favourite!



"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Are Mom already got me and Glenn Masks, Soggy.

More like Burnt Asshole!

Are Mom already got me and Glenn Masks, Soggy.

See ya Glenn. I'm going to try and cross the border. I'm cleared medically. We'll see. Soon as I'm back Stateside, I'm telling Soggy everything you been doing here. You are in big trouble buster.



"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Are Mom already got me and Glenn Masks, Soggy.

You be careful damn it

Are Mom already got me and Glenn Masks, Soggy.

Oh I well, thanks for caring!. I got all my paperwork, documents, medical records. I'm told they'll let me cross. I love Canada, but I want to come home. It's been a long time. I should be back sometime next week. Hold the fort down while I'm gone. And don't let Soggy mess it up with his dirty britches and sticky stains.

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Are Mom already got me and Glenn Masks, Soggy.

Let me know when you get back. I got some condoms and bras the other day and I don’t want them to go to waste.

Back in the USA!

I came back home today. Look what I found waiting for me, Glenn:


Your mom.

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Back in the USA!

Go back where you came from fuck face!

Back in the USA!



"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Back in the USA!

Oh fuck you! Your gifs mean dick!

Back in the USA!

Calm your ass down, Glenn.



"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Back in the USA!

Go back to Canada you commie!

Back in the USA!

Fine, I'm leaving.



"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Back in the USA!

Good

Back in the USA!

What's the matter with little Glenn? I can tell, by the way you type, something is wrong. You need a shoulder to cry on? Good. Don't use mine. But, go ahead, let it out. What's wrong?

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Back in the USA!

I’ll tell you what’s wrong. You were on the news breaking quarantine rules by attending a mass slut convention.

Justice for Sticky Stains!

No Stains! No Peace!

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Justice for Sticky Stains!

That’s very true

Justice for Sticky Stains!

Dr. Dan Challis blows up an entire factory. And he becomes a national hero.

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Justice for Sticky Stains!

Godspeed you astronauts

50,000 & Counting!

We're up to 50,000 views!

(probably 49,900 of them are from us-3, but it's still quite a feat!)

50,000 & Counting!

Hogwash!
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