The Watercooler : Man if i dont get to go shopping in a retail store soon…

Im gonna start banging my head against the wall. I really dislike delivery. Like i could probably handle mass transit for short durations but all these closed retail store aint working for me.

Even if i wanted to just take a freaking road trip across country during this time off, i couldnt because of the pandemic and certain states having borders closed and monitored.

We're all stir crazy right now. I feel your pain.

They tracked smartphone location data in Georgia when they started to open and found that tens of thousands of new visitors are in the state . People are traveling across state lines just to go to retail stores.

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"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Patience, little one. This too, shall pass.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 President Trump is a HERO, and will win in a landslide in November!

Im listening to Katy Perry and her debut album is absolutely genius.

Then why don't you? Retail stores are essential and open.

Because people ignore social distancing rules. Im starting to wonder if the reason people do that is because they dont know how far 6ft is and if they have poor eyesight?

Maybe they use the Metric system? Try and be less racist, dear. Your soon to be husband, Vlad, uses Metrics.

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"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Doesnt matter what you call it. The distance is the same space between point A and point B.

I really dont understand what the big deal is about not wanting to catch covid-19. Of a lot of people died from it then you should be afraid of it enough to want to keep as far from someone that could be sick with it.

Im not marrying Vlad. That whole thing was trolling and there is no union between Vlad and I. We dont have a relationship.

You can't back out of the wedding.

Without using google, tell me how many feet is 3 meters.

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"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Yes I can and I just did.

I’m feeling really trapped, too. And I hate ordering clothes online. One of my kids has had a huge growth spurt since the quarantine began and his clothes don’t fit. I really need him to try on clothes because I can’t figure out which size he needs. But we’ll have to wait.

Penny talk to Donna. She can't back out of the wedding with Vlad. Bee's already moved the furniture around in her house.

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"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Come on! You know… have one of those woman to wo..woman talks. You know that not so fresh feeling down there talk. I don't know.

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"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

I’m laughing at the idea of Bee moving her furniture around for the wedding already. Maybe that’s why she hasn’t been posting much the last few days.

Well, we'll need a lot of open space. There's bound to be a brawl. I think Mechanic is voted most likely to throw the first punch, so far.

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"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Bee should really hold it outdoors to keep her furniture from being broken!

I know what you mean, Penny.

You don’t like getting packages?

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