The Walking Dead : Post your tales of the new world of COVID

I was picking up groceries at the local Loblaws grocery store, doing the 'click and pick-up', so that they could just bring the groceries out to my car. We used to call that grocery store the Soviet Loblaws because it was often mysteriously out of certain items, but now that name is really appropriate….There was a security guard now at the front door, letting people in as soon as somebody left the store. One older lady got past the security guy, behind him when he wasn't paying attention, and everyone in line started to yell at him to turn her around and put her in line. She argued with him, and she was clearly very upset, and stormed off.

I wondered about the lady - were you that mad that you couldn't just go in the back of the line? Your pride was so wounded, and/or you are so upset by the new set-up, that you decided to skip getting food and essentials that day?

My dad's bday was a few weeks ago, I'm vegan [smugsmile] but people wanted me to get steaks. I made the same joke about Soviet grocery stores when I came back with the one steak I was allowed to buy.

The angry lady was probably just embarrassed. But it's dumb, especially since she's older, I mean they're taking those measures to keep angry old ladies safe.

Az still hasn't declared a shut in or a quarantine or whatever, so it's interesting seeing which business are deciding to put people's safety first and which are just trying to stay open.

My regular grocery store is a co-op and they're doing a lot, only letting 50 people in at a time and designating senior hours. It makes me feel better about supporting them

I'm vegan

You're also BLOCKED.

I'm not like the others, I swears it!

I'm not even a vegan. I'm like, plant based. And sometimes I eat seafood.

I want to be a lunartarian like a werewolf

Lycanthrobee. Has a certain ring to it.

yasssss howl

Princess Corwin is a vegan too! It wreaks havoc on my once-famous bbqs.

A wise person once told me that women change and want their men to change too, and it often doesn't happen; men don't change and are often annoyed when their women grow and do new things….huge generalization there, but with a small grain of truth. My wife became a vegan and is frustrated at times that my boys and I admire her but have absolutely no intention of changing…

Regarding the older lady in my true story, I wrote it with no-judgment, Alice Munro-style.

I think vegans are evil. They secretly prepare for the coming of the Anti-Christ.

Miley?? Is that you?

How dare you! Now please look at this pic of me and tell me whether my hair looks okay. Stringy? Split ends? Turning brown at the roots? Quickly!

I love your selfies! Particularly the playful/pouty ones!!

You do? You do? Why? How? Please go into graphic detail!

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🐱

Bentley: DOXXED!!!!

Who would have thought it?!?

I have kind eyes and spectacular tits!

Those Psych students at the U of Ottawa were insane!! You rate a prof like that highly! That's how the world works!

"She's really boring in lecture but who cares? I could spend two semesters just watching her chest as she breathes!"

You're Bentley? I thought you were an old dude. 😜

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I'm a reverse catfish. I want to be loved for my mind, not my curves.

Is that a 'dudefish'? I am unclear on the nomenclature.

He is an old dweeb. Thats a pic of an actress

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Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. 👉the unbelievable truth👈

Just clarifying.

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Old dweeb calling me a old dweeb! nimda!

Woot woot for princess corwin! It's the only way! You should convert! You can still have BBQs! Just fire up some fake meat and mushroom caps!

I have been with Mr bee since I turned 18, and it's been 14 years and we've both changed a lot in that time…but I totally push veganism on him lol.

I figure that since I buy the groceries and make the dinners then they have to eat whatever I provide. But Mr bee is a peach and doesn't really care. But that doesn't mean he doesn't secretly take the kids to McDonald's and they like

And now my backyard chickens are finally not just useless pooping machines since you can't buy eggs anywhere here

(consumed with envy)

I’ve been self-quarantined almost a month now and have mainly been working, playing COD and watching Toast of London. Frankly, there’s worse ways to live

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Sport and nutritionist expert - currently specialising in muscular development

So: business as usual.

Lmao

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Sport and nutritionist expert - currently specialising in muscular development

Life is so boring

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Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. 👉the unbelievable truth👈

I shamed a woman in my local grocery store for stockpiling toilet paper. I asked her if she and her family had dysentery.

Needless to say, she didn’t like that.

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This could be temporary.

Shit on her lawn.

Lol. Dysentery….

Tales of the new world… well I planted explosives at our islands only bridge yesterday just in case.

Shit about to get real Rambo real fast here if need be.

Other than that just microdosing LSD around the clock

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I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

So: business as usual.

Pretty much

It’s funny how nothing in my life has changed. Being a washed up music producer just sitting at home all day living of old royalties and jerking off.
The fucking life! And now you all get to live it too

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I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

There's a heck of a lot of jerking off, but where's the royalties??

And is there a way of setting it up so that we get royalties every time we jerk off?

im pretty sure you can sell yourself on gay youporn if you got a decent cock and willing to jack it for the mans.

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I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

Hmmmm… I have been hounded for my nudes here.

and only i gottem!! 😚

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Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. 👉the unbelievable truth👈

Nice!! Those shots were from Table-tennis Thursday. A lot of stretching and bending over to pickup the ping-pong ball in that series.

😂😂😂 this explains the weird angles and that thing u are holding in ur hand that looked like a hand mirror

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Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. 👉the unbelievable truth👈

I try to keep it playful AND sexy.

i can tell!!!

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Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. 👉the unbelievable truth👈

Facebook blocked me from posting for 30 days.

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Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. 👉the unbelievable truth👈

lol.

stop crack posting you damn junkie.

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I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

i am sober since last Tuesday, Rob!! (i ran out of drugs bc i'm broke)

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Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. 👉the unbelievable truth👈