The Walking Dead : In virus news

Still no zombie virus….but good grief that coronavirus is frigging nuts.

BUMP IF YOU'RE STILL SAFE.

Cooooooorwinn!!!!

Bump. Safe now but who knows what the future holds.

it's just you and me that are safe!

and up until recently, you were safe from this place, the cesspool of cesspools.

I know! And I'm sure whatever you can catch here is worse than the coronavirus, amirite?

Am I right? I really don't know how bad this place is lately. I was hoping since a lot of people were gone it was just like…a happy, friendly, fun times kinda place?

it's like the proverbial abandoned town in the Old West, and I am the withered crazy old prospector in the remains of the saloon, telling you to go no further.

It can't be that bad with barely any people here!

…I hope

I'm sure whatever you can catch here is worse than the coronavirus, amirite?

Woooow. This hasn't aged well, AT. ALL.

awww nolan

Bump for more opinions. Does anyone know?

I'm alive.

BUT ARE YOU INFECTED?!!!!

I hope!


Jk lol I'm not sick.

Good, we can't afford to lose you

I just left Wal-mart so I'm probably going to die.

Omg, twiz! Are you trying to kill yourself?! Did you at least wear gloves and a disposable earloop facemask?

Honestly, your chances of getting murdered in the parking lot are probably just as high as catching the virus. Quite likely

I used the wipes to wipe the cart off lmao that's it.

it was nice knowing you, buddy.

Lol I'm sure you're fine. I always forget to wipe down the cart. And then I see people don't it and feel like a garbage person.

This is how we survive: We tell ourselves that we are the walking dead.

-Rick Grimes

yOu WaTCh tHe ShoW?!!

Have fun reading this.

Let's be honest that was way more hassle to write than read. Not worth.

I hope it was because the whole time I was tapping the letters I was pretty enraged lol

@Nimda please block Billy Jagoff here.

SAFE AND SOUND STILL

even tho the infection rate really exploded today in Germany from 7,000 yesterday to 12,300 confirmed infected patients today. Berlin remains at ca 500 (+200 today) and i'm not gonna go outside for the next 5 days. i was today for the last time.

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suck it.

this thread is already 1 month old? awkward

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suck it.

A lot changed in a month.

Horatio is a real Debbie downer for bumping this

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suck it.

Are you a catfish tho?

No apparently not Dane u tool

arent u a creep and a stalker tho? OH YEAH U ACTUALLY ARE

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suck it.

Prove it once and for all, and I will leave u alone.

Im not letting another filmboard friend killthemself because of catfishing

i have to proof nothing to u. to a total stranger and known creep and stalker and harasser on the internet. don't they call u "Doxxing Dane"

my friends here know me, with Orson i talk on the phone, sth i will certainly not do with u who already sent me a PM asking "can i finger ur bunghole" just fuck off Doxxing Dane, and do NEVER approach me again. u are creeping me out.

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suck it.

Thats a long winded way to say yeah you are right im a catfish.

Then again, german words do often go on for weeks on end.

thank god, the Lord gave Dane some brains

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suck it.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Sophie - this thread is so old I was like 'Did I, did I post this thread??'

But sadly still topical.

I have embraced the new world of working from home. It's boring but better than having the beervirus, or worse, giving it to somebody elderly and vulnerable to it.

12,300 is huge. We were at 590 or so as of last night.

Update for Canada:

616 cases, 10 recoveries and 9 deaths reported

right Corwin,

yeah Europe has it pretty bad now, lockdown in Italy, Spain, Austria, Netherlands, Belgium, Denmark.

the good thing is in 4 out 5 cases it feels like a mild to medium streng cold, it gets bad when it out of sudden it breaks out explosively in one area and the capacities are not met like it haappened in Italy at first, they had to let people die in hospital to save a another one that had more chances to survive!! but Germany is well prepared and, yes, i'm not going out bc i am a potential threat for the risk group and we have an elder couple living ride uinderneath our apartment. my roomie and her bf and her dog went to the countryside.

i've bought groceries for the next 10 days if thats necessary and wash and disinfect my hands every 2-3 hours.

interactive map:

https://interaktiv.morgenpost.de/corona-virus-karte-infektionen-deutschland-weltweit/

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suck it.

Francis is in the EU (lol actually not anymore praise Lord Boris!) and he has reported horrendous diarrhoea, extremely high temperature and he’s surrounded by people dying.

He’s probably no longer with us by now. And you think this isn’t serious?

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

sounds like a normal day in shooter's life honestly.

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suck it.

Lol there’s a rumour doing the rounds here just now that the UK is going into stage 4 of Boris’ plan tomorrow with troops on the street and everything completely locked down.

So much hysteria, but fuck yes bring it on.

All we need is Clive Owen and Michael Caine asking him to pull his finger.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

U ALL GOT THE HERD IMMuNITY

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suck it.

I live in central London. When I went out twice today I encountered about 3000 people. I’m immune to viruses generally though, sort of like the Terminator.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Remain calm and do the right things. We will get through this together.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

It’s time. It’s time for the Jedi to end.

I keep reading this as "In vino veritas." I'm so sorry.