The Soapbox : I would unblock Ryan

I would unblock Ryan

Even though he’s gonna die of aids some day cause he’s a total slut and he also sucks a lot of cock which Makes him a whore I think he’s kinda sweet for a cock sucking whore well when he’s nice he’s nice when he’s mean he’s Satan

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

Re: I would unblock Ryan

I have yet to meet a cocksucking whore I did not like. I say we unblock the lovely Miss Ryan.

Plz have sex with me

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It’s a dude though so you like dudes

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

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Nay, you are mistaken. I have seen her pics and her long blonde hair. There is no more pretty a woman in all the land.

Plz have sex with me

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Great now I’m the evil queen and he’s the blonde tranny bitch version of show white




You disappoint me white knight

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

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Make no mistake, you are both very beautiful women, and I would gladly defend each of you in exchange for sexual favors. M'lady.

Plz have sex with me

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No I’m just bored


How many men has he banged or been banged by ?

I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

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Looks like someone's off their meds again.

I live. I die. I live again.

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Looks like you are on meds

Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

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Excellent comeback, Chinsleigh.

I live. I die. I live again.

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Thanks I thought so too, 🦧 apeman

Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

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Miley, the voices in your head are telling you that you cannot sing and you look like what my cat puked up last night – probably smell like it too. I suggest you listen to them now. They know all.

I live. I die. I live again.

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Shut up you fat ugly deformed bastard now you’re making fun of mental health what kind of ugly frog scumbag are you I mean monkey boy eww you’re so gross


🐵 dance monkey

Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

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Must be really tough for you being broke, crazy, and obese. The only person who wants to help you is your mom, and she's probably at wits end dealing with her 30 year old daughter who deludes herself into thinking she's a talented singer and who plays with dolls all day.

Really tough life you live, Miley. I'd feel bad for you if it wasn't for the fact that you brought all of that shit on yourself.

I live. I die. I live again.

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Dance monkey dance 😂😂



Still never want to fuck you 🦧

Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

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You know, I often find myself staying up all night, thinking about you with tons of makeup caked on your face, wearing a goofy looking wig, moaning like a walrus with down syndrome – which is what you like to call your singing voice – while crying because you hear voices telling you that God is angry with you. So you telling me that you'll never fuck me brings me great sadness.

I have nothing else to live for now.

I live. I die. I live again.

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Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

Re: I would unblock Ryan

Why did you even block him? You two were friends with each for at least a year.

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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Wow 😂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I would unblock Ryan
you should if you want to learn hair, makeup, and how to dress from a master.

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^^^ this

Plus I'm not even blocked because she just replied to me in another thread 😂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019
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