Health & Fitness : Smoking makes your balls, vagina, and asshole smell worse

Smoking makes your balls, vagina, and asshole smell worse

Seriously.

Smoking destroys your lungs and vocal chords. That's why old lady smokers sound like they've inhaled a helium balloon. It blackens and tars up your insides.

It affects heart rate and all that, it causes one to be out of breath faster and sweat more than a nonsmoker. It also affects how one's sweat smells. Thus one's balls and butt sweat more, with gross smelling sweat. It also affects breath, teeth, and tongue.

In general, smokers in general aren't health conscious compared to nonsmokers anyway: these aren't people going to spas, paying for facials, eating superfoods, drinking hibiscus tea, or exercising daily. This lack of bodily care affects everything else.

Think of a really hot girl with an adorable, pink flowery vagina. If she were a chain smoker, her vagina wouldn't be cute anymore. It'd be gross looking.

Think of the beautiful, hot women we see in porn. In porn, these women do sexually explicit acts that men may find arousing - but would never do spontaneously in real life.

In one porn, for example, people are eating cereal out of a woman's colon.

We wouldn't pick up some random woman at Walmart and immediately eat cereal out of her colon. We'd have to get to know her first.

And women's assholes and asscracks aren't as physically aesthetic as they are in porn: so eating cereal out a woman's asshole we know, is something we may never want to do, even if we do get to know her. Some men are married, and they'd never eat cereal out of their wife's asshole.

My point is, to even consider something like that with a partner, they have to be in a top physical condition: in health, hygiene, and grooming habits.

We'd never eat cereal out of an asshole if the woman has colon cancer or hemorrhoids, for instance. It wouldn't look pretty.

So if a woman smokes, her asshole isn't going to be pretty enough, or healthy enough, or hygienic enough, to eat cereal out of.

Smoking holds women back from "porn star hotness" and keeps them regular, hairy, smelly people.

I wouldn't even even let a girl sit on my face if she smoked. She'd smell. She would lost her flowery womanly pheromones.

I'd never have anal sex with a smoker - there's no way the colon is going to be on top physical health condition if the person smokes.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
By those who could not hear the music.

Re: Smoking makes your balls, vagina, and asshole smell worse

You really need to get a life.

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

Re: Smoking makes your balls, vagina, and asshole smell worse

That doesn't relate to anything here. You're dumb and annoying.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
By those who could not hear the music.

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I may be dumb and annoying but I'm not you and so I have at least that going for me yes.gif

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

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lol, you would only be so fortunate!

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
By those who could not hear the music.

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Honestly, we're you given hand-me-down retorts for Christmas? giveup.gif

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

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You really need to get a life. You can not possibly believe a normal human being thinks or talks that way. This is why women are repulsed by you.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
By those who could not hear the music.

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I see what you did there.

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Look asshole, you project too much of an absolute nobody. Learn to be better.

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

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Re: Smoking makes your balls, vagina, and asshole smell worse

really?

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
By those who could not hear the music.

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Yeah but coke and booze have rotted away your ass hole according to this freak.

Now no ones ever gonna wanna eat Cheerios out of your ass hole, you idiot.

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Eww! You fcked that freak? You’re disgusting

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Re: Smoking makes your balls, vagina, and asshole smell worse

I'll take my cereal in a bowl with milk, think you very much.

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You sick ****

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An asshole that can double as a cereal bowl doesn't sound like a healthy asshole to me. The women's assholes I've had the pleasure of eating couldn't hold more than one Cheerio.

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The milk prolly seeped into her vagina and gave the dumb bitch a uti

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I don't ever recall wasting an asshole by repurposing it as a cereal bowl, but had I felt the urge, I'm sure the milk would have gone everywhere.

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Your stupid Joker comedy routine SUCKS!

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Many hot actresses are big smokers. Jennifer Anniston, for example, has smoked for years.

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Anniston is a Greek goddess.

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tl;dr

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Great post but unfortunately the point was a bit lost after the rant about in what circumstances you would willingly eat cereal out of a woman's asshole, something most people don't desire to do.

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It’s an extreme example, but the standard set in porn is higher than what we’d do in real life. Men wouldn’t pick up a smoker at a bar and do anywhere to close to what’s seen in porn. Yet, most enjoy what they see in porn even though they don’t do it.

Porn represents women at the peak of aesthetic beauty: no hair out of place. Most women off the street wouldn’t be in porn-ready condition. They’d have to get bikini waxes, anal bleaching, lose weight, get their hair did, and all that.

When woman smoke, they are accepting mediocrity. Not smoking is the one easy thing they can do to help keep a pristine vagina and lungs of porn star quality, and they refuse, because they’re ok living a Mediocre life, not being beautiful, and ****ing mediocre men. They’ve given up on themselves. Men too.

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I don't think women being porn ready at all times should be a goal - especially because I wouldn't want a woman who only presents herself as a sex object. Even when just hooking up, I don't want to **** a sex doll. If I accept your premise that porn presents women at peak aesthetic beauty, I would have to ignore the existence of all the porn with fat, dirty, hairy, flat, or old women. There's too much of that to pretend it doesn't exist so as to agree with your point.

But smoking is gross all the same. It goes against the instinctual drive to have healthy mates & social contacts. It has little to do with the desirability of their asshole for cereal eating. Though I suppose you could say an asshole made for cereal eating would belong to a very healthy woman, so it could serve as some extreme to the instinctual desire for health. It's just very far down on my list of priorities and thus your post isn't relatable.

Men are even less "porn ready" at any given moment. Most don't even have the right natural assets for porn.

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lol hi Fugazi

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane
By those who could not hear the music.

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Greetings.

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My asshole smells worse because I just farted. PFFFFT!

….out of darkness, out of mind, cast down into the Halls of the Blind!

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Actually I have been building up my poison resistance by eating cane toads.

….out of darkness, out of mind, cast down into the Halls of the Blind!

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Strange is right

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