Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi : MAZ = YODA'S TEACHER!!!

MAZ = YODA'S TEACHER!!!

It's the only explanation. It's the only PC Affirmative action thing to do. It's right, even though it's left. Yoda is weaker than Maz and that's the end of the story. Maz will defeat Snoke cause she identifies as a female and she's fierce strong independent fierce and strongly independent. She wins, white male heterosexual cis-gender binary misogynist Luke loses.

FEMNINIST'S UNITE!!!! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!

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I do not hate yhis idea!!!

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@sushiek999, The Force is with her!

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She's not a Jedi so no, moron.

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@Doc80, Know that, you do not.

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Well I'll have to take Maz at her word when she said she wasn't.

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she didn't say she's never been one.

imo

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Maz IS the Force!!! She created it, and is and original Jedi. She's strong fierce independent strong fierce and fiercely independent.

Feminists UNITE!!!! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALA!!!!

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Maz is Darth Vader's father. ep viii plot twist revealed!

imo

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@SarahJConnor, I believe it. That's how low they have stooped.

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She said she's not a Jedi. So unless she quit or was kicked out I don't see how she stops being a Jedi.

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@Doc80, Not all science teachers are scientists, just like Maz is not a Jedi, just a teacher.

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Yeah except Yoda is a Jedi which means he was taught by Jedi.

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@Doc80,


except Yoda is a Jedi which means he was taught by Jedi.
True, this is not.

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Let me know of another Jedi who was instructed to by someone who wasn't a Jedi.

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@Doc80,

Let me know of another Jedi who was instructed to by someone who wasn't a Jedi.
The first Jedi was taught by a non-Jedi. And, as far as we know, Snoke is not a Jedi and is teaching Kylo Ren. Sith/Jedi.same thing in this discussionwere talking about high level force users.

The first Astronaut was taught by a non-Astronaut.

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Luke might be gay according to Mark Hamill

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@mf92012304314515, Well, that would be very progressive of Lucasfilm to do that.

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How can a non-Jedi train a Jedi?

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@Sunny_Nelson, At the beginning of the US Space Program, how did a non-astronaut train an astronaut?

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Earth Astronauts are not Tibetan Warrior Monks.

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@Sunny_nelson,

Earth Astronauts are not Tibetan Warrior Monks.
How do you know?

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You'd have a point if Yoda were anywhere close to the first Jedi. That being said the first astronauts were test pilots. They weren't trained to be astronauts because no one knew what that actually entailed. So they trained the best they way they knew and hoped that it was enough when they were in space.

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@Doc80,

So they trained the best they way they knew and hoped that it was enough when they were in space.
Exactly, the first Jedi was trained by a non-Jedi.

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at least they had to train unlike rey sue.

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@Trpea,

Yes, very true. But, remember, she's a girl and they don't have the same standards as men. The lowered the standards so she could be a Jedi, and when Kylo fought her, the PC rules said he couldn't really hit her, so he didn't, and therefore didn't use his full capabilitiesnot to mention he was shot by Chewbacca and just fought another dude and made quick work of himbut Finn is a clown anywayas seen by him throwing down his guns everytime things get crazy and he runs off like a spaz.

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It's the only explanation.
Only explanation for what?

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This is why IMDb is shutting down the boards.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

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@politiciadal,


This is why IMDb is shutting down the boards.
No, it's because trolls like you can't handle the truth.

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No. In canon, Yoda's master was a human named Garro. He was followed by Qui-Gon Jinn as a force ghost. In the EU, his master was N'Kata Del Gormo (a male Hysalrian - a serpentine species).

Maz is not a Jedi, therefore she can't be Yoda's master.

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@Adrianmatsch83, There's no canon any longer.


Maz is not a Jedi, therefore she can't be Yoda's master.
The people who trained the first Astronauts were not Astronauts, just like Maz teaching Yoda. She is his Master and will be Rey's master, and will teach Luke to be a real master, and teach all the new Jedi to be Jedi's because she taught the first Jedi, which is Yoda.

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Our astronauts are not Tibetan Warrior Monks.

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@Sunny_Nelson, how do you know they weren't Tibetan Warrior Monks? Do you have alternative facts, or something?

If you know anything about the early Astronauts then you will recognize these Warriors Monks:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wxCmuWYXxfc/UF7srfVzRQI/AAAAAAAAbT8/Wtz9mYkCFgY/s640/NASA+astronauts+as+Jedi+Knights.jpg

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show me evidence or fact that Maz is a Jedi and taught Yoda? if you cant show these facts STFU you utter fvcking stupid dick head moron *beep* stabbing salad tossing your mother was raped and had you big eared twat wearing scum sucking prick faced a hole.

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@furious-baby77, Maz is over a thousand years old. Yoda was younger. Maz taught Yoda the force. End of Story.

It's trolls like you that are causing IMDb to shut down it's boards. Listen to your childish moronic name calling rant. You think you're some kind of macho tough guy, cause you have a high school education and played high school JV football. You're just a douche jock with his head so far up his arse, you're farting shyt words out of your stinking mouth.

Grow up, child. Maz is Yoda's teacher. Deal with it, or get out. The is the NEW generation, and you're irrelevant.

Take that, big boy!!!

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trolls like me , are you taking the pith, you are sowing discord on this board with your outlandish, unproven claims, that is trolling, Maz Kanata did not train Yoda, if you believe that , so be it , but it is not fact in any way shape or form unless proven, and if you have proof, show me, otherwise , make like a tree and leave.

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@Furious_stoner77, Quit trolling me, dummy. Maz is Yoda's master and will always be Yoda's master. You're just a misogynistic woman hater and can't believe that a female could be capable of doing something like this. Leave, troll.

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Can you please provide me with evidence that Maz trained yoda and I will accept it and apologies, until such time, STFU with these bull crap threads

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@dubious_stylo77, Yes, if you watch Yoda use the force in the movies and cartoons and the comics and the books, he learned it from Maz. Case closed.

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I did not see maz interact with yoda in any of the films or comic books, are you sure you have the correct franchise?

please could you provide me with evidence to what you witnessed? is that ok ?

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@Furioius-Styles77,


I did not see maz interact with yoda in any of the films or comic books
Doesn't mean it didn't happen. The Ewoks didn't meet Vader, but they kicked his army's arse and help blow up his Death Star. They didn't meet.


please could you provide me with evidence to what you witnessed?
I already did. Just watch Yoda use the force.

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so I ve just watched yoda use the force and I don't see the connection to Maz , could you elaborate ?

If the Ewoks didn't meet Vader but kicked his armies ass then do you think Han Solo could be Anakin's father ?

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@Phony-stumble77



so I ve just watched yoda use the force and I don't see the connection to Maz
Cause you're a dummy.



do you think Han Solo could be Anakin's father
Quit trolling, dummy. YOu're the worst kind of troll, and the reason the boards are shutting down.

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why don't you explain then why you believe Maz trained Yoda ? because the official canon states that N'Kata Del Gormo trained Yoda.

can you explain for us ?

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@FUrious_Styles77,

N'Kata Del Gormo
What is your keyboard broken and only typing broken Spanish now? Si Guaco el Taco? Now you think some kind of Mexican cuisine trained Yoda. You are the biggest troll around and make up all kinds of fake alternative facts and call them "canon" and think people will believe you. Well, Taco El Yoda con Queso!!

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It's the only explanation for what?

http://www.hesaidshesaidreviewsite.com/

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@Kuato_and_george, Yes.

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What the heck is going on with her eyes?

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When she was in school, all of the bullies called her "Sphincter Face."

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