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Board's slow. I'm retarded. Ask Me Anything.

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Does DojoDanny annoy you?

Elvis didn't do no drugs!

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No. Why would he?

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He call you out 4 lurking and it bother you. 🙄

Elvis didn't do no drugs!

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He did?

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You pretend not know, but we all knows. 🙄

Elvis didn't do no drugs!

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I don't know anything. I'm retarded, in case you've forgotten.

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Rockets the kind of guy who only comes sniffing around after females like Jackie. It's basically the only reason he posts or lurks around here. He's not any less creepy than PE in any way other than outward appearance, which makes him imminently more dangerous. Who else wears hoodies and shit on cam? Pull off that mask and you'll find out rocket is ready to explode. If he were still in school he's exactly the guy i'd put down in the pool to lose his shit one day and shoot up the place or kidnap and murder a cheerleader. An example of a life lived in quiet desperation if there ever was one.

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To think this all started because I banned you from my room once.

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lol

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Rockets the kind of guy who only comes sniffing around after females like Jackie. It's basically the only reason he posts or lurks around here. He's not any less creepy than PE in any way other than outward appearance, which makes him imminently more dangerous. Who else wears hoodies and shit on cam? Pull off that mask and you'll find out rocket is ready to explode. If he were still in school he's exactly the guy i'd put down in the pool to lose his shit one day and shoot up the place or kidnap and murder a cheerleader. An example of a life lived in quiet desperation if there ever was one.
^^^Pretty much that right there.

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Is it unfair I didn't get to play violin when I asked.. at age 6?

Now, a motley group of accidental virtuosos parade before me.

I didn't even want to do piano for real! even as a kid! I remember thinking maybe doing violin would work out.

34/f/Orlando | Irish-American
christinabarrett.com

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I wanted to be a drummer when I was a kid, but my parents decided to get me a guitar because that was also something I wanted to play… and because it was cheaper… and because guitars aren't as loud as drums.

But my parents were part European and part South American so I feel like they were using their heritage to potentially steer me down a path I didn't want to go down.

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I'm sorry. Guitar has low notes. It seems like you need to be serious about it for it to matter were it drums or guitar. I'm guessing you wanted to perform in a group? … and wow, you're Native American? or you mean your Spanish heritage like I have some from living in the oldest continuing city in the US. I even catch Celine Dion even in young days looking at an instrumentalist or like when the cello plays I know thinking about playing a classical music instrument being a big thing, as well as others I think who don't play and like in her shoes.

It gets pretty creepy. I always didn't want to do a school music program if it was just band instruments, only if the orchestra could be presented towards me. I thought in my subconscious I was in trouble and later wondered about viola, as well as before flute or oboe. So, I didn't do it, yet.

34/f/Orlando | Irish-American
christinabarrett.com

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He's in over his head now. Just keep your expectations low, or he'll really disappoint you.

the usual

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So true and lol.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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When was the last time you sat down and had yourself a nice refreshing coconut?

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I'm allergic to coconut.

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Too bad.

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Not really. If I ever want to kill myself but don't have the guts to use a gun or to hang myself or down a bunch of pills, I could just eat a bunch of coconut and have my throat close completely shut.

So it's all good.

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Has anyone ever told you that you remind them of Charlse Manson?

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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You're like really really creepy dangerous.

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How the hell am I creepy?

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So you acknowledge that you're dangerous. You just don't think you're also really really creepy.

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Why is tinychat so fucked?

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Because it doesn't accept me racially. It feels as if the site is saying I'm not European enough for it.

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I'm sick of tinychat's secret messages because of my heritage.

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Would you let PE hate-fuck you In the ass whilst spitting on you?

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If PE came anywhere near me, I'd use my pitching wedge to put a new hole in his head.

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What if we throw in cherries and whip cream around your nipples

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I'd probably think I ingested some kind of hallucinogenic and freak out when I realize I didn't.

Then I'd either put the dog up for adoption or eliminate it.

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Rouge and Jacky and Monicah

All three are in front of you bending over

Who’s arse do you eat first?

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I'm a married man, PE.

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What’s it like to have cyberfcked one of the most popular A-list poster of this board?

❤️

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It was the greatest experience I've ever had, babie.

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Aww

❤️

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An "aww" to an assault. Whatever, Michael Devlin.

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This is Stockholm Syndrome for your captor who assaulted you.

You need to see a therapist.

Maybe you should see the black lady from Joker.

"Describe you and Pagg's first cyber sexual encounter, Rocketman."

"All I have are negative thoughts."

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What are your thoughts on Zoo Animals?

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Us having zoo animals serves as a reminder of our superiority to every other animal on the planet. I'm glad we have them because of that.

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I don’t think that’s the angle he was taking.

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Well I'm retarded, so what do I know?

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What's the deal with your foot or leg? I've heard things from many sources that you have some sort of trouble walking…perhaps something to do with your foot or leg.

Care to clear this up?

Do you have any physical disabilities?

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Ah yes, you see while I was deployed overseas in Iraq, I was stung in the foot by a scorpion. Got piss drunk and wandered around the base and must of accidentally stepped on one. Didn't notice it until the next day when my foot turned black and it had to get amputated.

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What ever happened to HolyHandGrenade?

The perks are worth the extra 5 bucks, boss.

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I killed him and commandeered his account. The body was likely disposed of in some marsh or swamp far away from civilization so the likelihood of it being discovered is slim to none.
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