The Soapbox : Is it possible to sexually assault someone by looking at them?

Is it possible to sexually assault someone by looking at them?

The other day I was waiting to cross the street and I saw this attractive, young white woman with a short skirt. As I checked her out like the good, salient fellow I am, I noticed a gentleman on the other side of the road. I don’t wish to make this a racial topic so I won’t reveal the gentleman’s ethnicity, though he was wearing a Nigeria football top.

Anyway, I saw him looking at the girl with this hideously sexual expression, then he slowly licked his lips. He then caught my eye and winked at me.

I feel that both of us were violated that day. What do you think?

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So how was the threesome?

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As they say once you go black you gonna need a wheelchair and that’s that.

How the fuck else do you think I always get to the front at gigs?

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That's a lie…

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You could be onto something

I'm going to tell a story now, so you virgins might just want to exit the thread

I was working at the airport wearing a uniform of tight white pants. These soccer players came to the counter and this one who was drunk said I had a nice bum, he leaned over to get a better look and fell over the counter

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This reminds me of something.

I often get home late at night after work and I just fucking need to go out running. So I wear these tight jogging bottoms knowing full well I’m at risk of getting bummed in central London late at night.

Am I a faggot? Problem is I like to be a dapper gent and it’s cold atm.

I’m not fucking running in baggy joggers

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You're totally gay…you wish you were arse raped which is why you go jogging at night to London vent toilets in your right pants

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Shooter you tried to drown yourself but you’re so retarded you passed out trying to get out of bed.

Fuck up, cunt

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Is that you, Irish?

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It's probably only cold till you get up to speed and then you get hot, right?

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You fucking on meth or some shit?

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Why?

That's how I was when I did aerobics. We were dressed scantily and it was cold in that trailer but it didn't take long till we were hot and sweaty

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Fucking ignore me I’m drunk as shit. I’ll sober up when I have a line later

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You’re such a skank.

I just hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief

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he leaned over to get a better look and fell over the counter
You could've charged him with assault, but he would've filed a counter suit.

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That was so funny when he fell over

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I think so too

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