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Poor Thirsty

I can't watch. Poor Jags. :(

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London will not hold fond memories for the Jaguars.

So sorry, Thirsty.

They can still turn it around, right? Ohhhh.

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MOTHERFUCKER

This ain't right.

Poor little Shew Shew and the Jags.

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Maybe Zooey Deschanel can bring Minshew shew shew luck.



Jaysus, NOT HELPING, ZOOEY.

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Love that movie.

Anything with Morrissey is 20/10

Harry Starlord: “Lord Orson, you are stupid loser who's 50 years old with the brain of a stupid 2 year monkey.”

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Oh yeah, the elevator part is cute. I sent you the YouTube of that exact Smiths song when we were talking about them once last spring.

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A movie needs Hans to reach god mode tho



Harry Starlord: “Lord Orson, you are stupid loser who's 50 years old with the brain of a stupid 2 year monkey.”

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Aww, maybe that will bring little Thirsty and the Jags luck.

Oh god, I think I'm using "little" now like I use cutie. Hmm, better get rebooted. Go ahead and push the red button on top of the plunger so I can start again.(<–The Good Place humor)

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What is ‘Jags’? Are they a softball team?

Harry Starlord: “Lord Orson, you are stupid loser who's 50 years old with the brain of a stupid 2 year monkey.”

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Awwww.

The Jacksonville Jaguars are NFL.

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Is that hockey?

Harry Starlord: “Lord Orson, you are stupid loser who's 50 years old with the brain of a stupid 2 year monkey.”

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It's American football, just in case you're not taking the piss.

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Only one sport should be allowed to use that word!

This was one of the greatest moments of my life:



Harry Starlord: “Lord Orson, you are stupid loser who's 50 years old with the brain of a stupid 2 year monkey.”

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Which one are you?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I’m on my phone and can’t read spoilers.

Obviously I’m the coloured one. Are you being deliberately obtuse?

Harry Starlord: “Lord Orson, you are stupid loser who's 50 years old with the brain of a stupid 2 year monkey.”

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I yam. I most definitely yam.

It was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 under the spoiler bar.

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THANKS FOR NOTHIN, ZOOEY DESCHANEL.

It's probably gonna be 33-3, Texans, soon enough because of her singing.

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She's a beauty. What's up with her parents spelling her name with 2 Os?

It looks like ZOOey when it's pronounced Zoey

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Yeah, she's a pretty cool lady. They must have taken it from J.D. Salinger's Franny and Zooey; it's the only other way I've seen it spelled like that. Weird thing is, Zooey is actually a boy in that book!

*extra hugs*

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You're right they did!

Salinger was a great novelist but a lousy speller

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