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Users who have a secret crush on another

Who do you think!

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Patrick and half the girls who post here.

Anna and Russell.

Nimda and Chapped.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Russell is certainly crushing hard on Anna! As are Steve Lake and Rocketman! The vivacious Anna has many suitors indeed!

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These have all been confirmed to me in private! I only listed 3, but I could keep going! Patrick, Dane, Orson, etc…

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Too bad she doesn’t want any of them lol.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Who besides you has a crush on Patrick?

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I have a huge crush on Netties pics from the 80's!

I'm gone steal Donnas Teleport Machine to travel back in time and… well, that would be telling, and I don't want some other Time Teleporting Faggot to cash in on my careful planning!

Needless to say, check back in a few days and you'll find out how badly i've disrupted the timeline and everything has changed, though you won't really know any difference since it's already happened for you by then!

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I'm gone wipe you out of existence, or make sure you get a better education at the very least, while mucking about in the past.

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I'm not going to the future, i'm teleporting back to the past to fuck shit up!

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Still applies and you can not fuck it up any worse.

Your life? Obviously that's what you mean otherwise it makes no sense. I wouldn't go back and fuck shit up for my own life. That's retard shit. You're a very stupid person.

I already promised to see you eliminated or better educated so nobody in the future will have to suffer the burden of deciphering your Goonie Goo-Goo nonsense, so relax! I'll probably flip a coin or whatever to decide.

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That's quite the little tantrum YOU are having. x 100000000 @ your little hissy fit because I offered to get you some education so you'll stop writing like a developmentally delayed 6 year old and the jumbled thoughts in your head can then be translated to something we can all easily understand!

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I fail to see how you fcking some slut would disrupt anything.

If anything she’ll just give you her super potent 80s herpes but on the bright side you won’t be impregnating the bitch with a little bastard since she’s barren.

👻HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

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Thank you, Danny, just for that here's another. The photographer did that to my undies



Confucius

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ok, you had a nice body then.

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Thanks

Confucius

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Oh yeah, I'd have destroyed that.

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back off, mfer!

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*steps the fuck back*

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It depends who has the crush on me. Normal guy is okay. Crazy, stalker, domineering or controlling men/women please keep as far away from me as possible.

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Danes erect penis

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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There’s nothing secret about you “crushing”(desperately begging) over online dick pics.

We all know you’re old, washed up and classless.

👻HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

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Well, I'd like to think multiple users here have the huge crush on themselves by using their sock accounts to flirt with themselves until they turn themselves on and—-well, I leave the rest to your imagination.

Blessed to the Giver
Cursed be the Thief
May fortune smile upon
the True and Liars
come to Grief

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I have just received word that user DojoDanny has a huge crush on Anna! Oh my!

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As a gay twink, I have a crush on Bookmark because I think Jeffrey Dahmer is hot and he looks exactly like Jeffrey Dahmer. I like a man who's haircut says, "I'm going to poison your drink and molest you when you are unconscious. I also want to sniff your sweaty feet in slippers."

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Listen here Dorothy Zbornak, I have no idear who you're. They are giving residents too much wifi freedom at the home these days. How much did your kids pay to put you in there?

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Hey bro!

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lol fake kid

👻HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

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What?

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Lol

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Dumb faggot

Shouldn’t be pretending to be kids, fake kid. Pedo.

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Movieman has a crush on Lara and Ryan

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Croft has a BIG crush on Lara Croft!



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