Science : I need a teleport machine

I need a teleport machine

I wanna time travel. All the geniuses make it happen please. Pretty please with lote of sugar on top or whatever?

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Umm not trying to be mean but won’t they enslave you if you travel too far back in time?

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You're not PAGG.

*rips mattress*

You're not PAGG!
You're not PAGG!

The perks are worth the extra 5 bucks, boss.

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Okay then make the time machine only travel forward into time. I just want the ability to bypass large crowds and get to work on time. Lol

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Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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There are consequences

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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A teleport machine would not allow you to time travel.

That was pretty stupid. Just sayin.

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I think this is just her ghetto way of saving on gas and bus fare

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Teleportation means transporting something or someone from one place to another… Not one time to another.🙄

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Which also saves time. Why do keep chatting with me like you're smarter when you're not smarter than I am. That's why racism is a STUPID concept.

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Which also saves time. Why do keep chatting with me like you're smarter when you're not smarter than I am. That's why racism is a STUPID concept.


Are you on something???

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Lady, you're the one on drugs.

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I like you when you make no sense. Keep it up!

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MissMargo, you're a miserable old bitch whose dry wrinkly pink pussy no longer interests your husband and that's why you come to filmboards and bother us.

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No Shit!
Who's us???





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Blocked.

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Whew! Finally!

My block list has 89 names on it.

That makes 90…. Right?

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BLACK to the future eh? Lolololololol i'll see myself out ✌

I'll just block you ok 😀👍

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Racist af

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Say what you want about slavery but those negros got shit done!

Washington monument anyone?

I'll just block you ok 😀👍

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BLACK to the future eh? Lolololololol i'll see myself out ✌

Make it like a 70's exploitation movie! 😀👍

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Don't let a fly get in there with you.

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Sort of like this without the weapons and I would be teleporting from my house to wherever on Earth and then back to my house.


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Just teleporting around the Earth when the whole universe would be yours at the press of a button?

I was confusing your teleporter with this one:

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Well eventually Seth Brundle would have created something like we see in the Star Trek universe.

Why would I travel the universe when there is nothing out there for humans yet?

I would end up like this scene from Interstellar




Obviously I would have coordinates for the locations, but still. There's nothing out there in the universe for humans currently.

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That's a great scene!

My curiosity would get the better of me, and I'd want to go cosmic. However I'd certainly die on my first attempt!

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I'm creating a bucket list. I've never visited NASA and I want to before I die.

Why go places in the universe if you don't know that environment supports human life? Seems like a suicide mission.

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You've thought this whole thing out a lot better than I have. :)

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Yeah yeah I know. It's scary when black people start thinking.

In my defense, all I want is to get to my job on time. Forget about that troll Hungryinconway's lies about me working the street corner selling drugs. He's an asshole that has nothing better to do with his miserable existence.

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Teleported from the 80s….
I'll take him!




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Eww! lol

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How far back would you “teleport”?

“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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She's gone teleport far back enough to establish herself as the missing link!

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I don’t think she needs a teleport machine for that 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Maybe she can teleport someone elses brain into her head!

Of course, she's still gone scare children, so there's that…

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Maybe she can teleport someone else's brain into her head!

She needs a new brain! She makes absolutely no sense lately…
Well, she never did, but things seem to have gotten worse.

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Are you volunteering? Done!

*makes hand into a teleport machine and points it at your brain*

*BANG! BANG!*

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Perhaps you would like to donate yours?
As you can see, it seems that she wouldn't accept anything from me….




Re: I need a teleport machine
by MissMargoChanning
» 21 hours ago(October 20, 2019 04:38 PM) Tools
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Member since August 27, 2018
Teleportation means transporting something or someone from one place to another… Not one time to another.🙄
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Re: I need a teleport machine
by Alpha Raven Andromeda
» 13 hours ago(October 21, 2019 12:16 AM) Flag
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Member since May 9, 2019
Which also saves time. Why do keep chatting with me like you're smarter when you're not smarter than I am. That's why racism is a STUPID concept.
My block list has 89 names on it.


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Teleport machines circumvent blocks quite nicely!

It won't even be an issue.

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Tell ya what….
I'll revise my will and leave it to her. Hopefully, her damaged brain will hold out until I'm gone. Of course, I plan to live to at least 100! I hope that she can hold out roughly another 35 to 40 years.

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That probably depends on if she can continue churning out babies and whether they cancel her welfare or not should she fail to do so.

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Maybe she can teleport someone elses brain into her head!
Would a fly's brain be an improvement? That can be arranged as long as someone invents a real teleport.



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Reading some of her most recent posts, I'd say that is a step up!

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What part of history would you like to go back to?
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