The Walking Dead : I just watched 5 mins of the new Netflix movie hold the dark

Load of bollocks don’t watch it

Watched 10 mins and it’s got even worse. 5.9 IMDb rating might be better than most of my movies but it’s still a load of old bollocks

I lasted 32 minutes. What the fack are Netflix up to? I remember a time when they made good shit. This is an indie style pretentious load of shite. 5.9 on IMDb? That’s fackin generous. What are Alexander Skarsgård and the coloured guy from westworld doing attaching themselves to this? Fack sake a load of wanky hipster shit about hunting down wolves you couldn’t fackin make this shit up

Aye

Lewis?

The only member you need to worry about love is my massive one and whether your going to get any of it

I ain’t fackin joshin love!

You've never seen Orson post before?

Badly impersonating other people is kinda his thing.

You're a blockheaded mate, aren't you? Mate, I really hate to say that, but you've gone and done it to yourself, chum. Bugger.

You're a mozzie, mate. piss off or be swatted, bloody wanker.

You're a fucking hard man, Danny Dyer. A hard man.

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The ones are ready, my lord

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Donna: “Anyway, I think Gameboy should ban you and that faggotron Orson. Now I'm going g back to watching movies about zombies again.”