Politics : Liberal utopia vs Conservative utopia

Liberal utopia vs Conservative utopia

Liberal utopia:


People are like a soup. Everybody is mixed race and transgendered. Biological women make money through porn and by selling the body parts of their aborted fetuses. Gangster rap is hailed as poetry from the urban youths, and marijuana is legal along with shrooms, lsd, and heroine. Biological men wear dresses and keep their penises in Chasity belts. They let black men bang their wives while they watch.


Conservative utopia:


People get their news from Fox and Paul Joseph Watson. Everybody is Christian and the only time you see non-whites is when they are janitors, cleaning people, or lettuce pickers. Military service is mandatory to protect muh freedums, and the Christians encourage all gun militias to prepare for the apocalypse. Also no one has sex(supposedly) unless for procreation. And you can forget about camping because all trees are cut down, and all animals shot.

Re: Liberal utopia vs Conservative utopia

Re: Liberal utopia vs Conservative utopia

The Bernie-topia:

Free health care for all. Free dental. Free college. Free movies. Free TV. Free video games. Free money. Free food. Free energy.

Everything is free, people. Feel the Bern. 🔥

Re: Liberal utopia vs Conservative utopia

we don't need the video games, but every country has all the other things

Re: Liberal utopia vs Conservative utopia

The conservative utopia will be a colony on the Moon where everything, including air, is a commodity. You'll work 16 hours a day just for a brick of Soylent, a bottle of recycled water, 8 hours of bunk rental, and the right to breathe.
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