Sex and Dating : Poll: People who masterbate in public

People who masterbate in public

They're idiots
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They're losers
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They're both
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Elvis didn't do no drugs!

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its ok when a woman does it

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i remember her…

when ya gotta go, ya gotta go

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I've never seen someone masturbate in public. However, I once had a dream that I was masturbating in the middle of a supermarket. It was very embarrassing and everyone was watching me but for whatever reason I couldn't stop myself.

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You need to masterbate in public, yo.

I used to werk at a restaurant chain, end a co-worker always used to do it to da ladies who waz customers.
He waz off, of course.

Elvis didn't do no drugs!

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masturbate*

and*

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bread aisle?

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I've had dreams I was naked in public and it was very uncomfortable to say the least

Confucius

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I haven't seen it but you just gave me the gist

Dreams are the only time I get any action

Confucius

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lol, at the bus stop?

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What about the bus stop, mon ami?

Confucius

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being nude

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Quit trying to make me jealous

Confucius

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why would you be jealous?

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Just reminds me of someone I used to know

Confucius

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I used to know a Nettie.

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I remember … does she love you?

Confucius

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I wouldn't go that far

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How far would you go?



Confucius

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I'm not sure.. Try me.

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Confucius

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so are we gonna masturbate in public or what?

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I hope not, I'm not in the mood to get arrested

Confucius

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ill bring my handcuffs :)

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How many times have I heard that one :)

Confucius

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If there was no chance of being arrested would you more than likely do it?

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Nein

Confucius

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lol

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It's disturbing.

2 years ago, I was riding the train home from work late at night. I was wearing a dress that rose slightly above me knees when sitting.

There was a creepy old white man that walked over to the corner seat where I was sitting. He gazed at me and sat across from me.

My guard was down because he was really old. He looked to be about 70 years old.

Well I noticed him moving his hands over his crotch while staring between my legs! He just kept rubbing his crotch faster and faster. His expression…. Staring intently between my legs. Then he used the othet hand to sheild his face from the passengers sitting on the other side of the train.


I felt violated and angry with that scumbag.

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uhm, sounds like you were trying to give him a show and he responded with his appreciation, you perv.

Or are we to believe there was some supernatural force compelling you to NOT close your legs?

Fucking ghosts.

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^ THIS

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You sure told her, son.

You're a sick sociopath. We already knew you were insane.

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Or are we to believe there was some supernatural force compelling you to NOT close your legs?

Fucking ghosts.

Damn. You beat me to it because I was going to say the same thing!

Though, the benefits of being a ghost is that you can creep on other people without being seen unless you're in the presence of a psychic.

Blessed to the Giver
Cursed be the Thief
May fortune smile upon
the True and Liars
come to Grief

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Preferably one that knows their way around a pottery wheel.

"When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark." ~ Alice in Wonderland

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Here's a little tip on etiquette for women when it comes to sitting while wearing a dress:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/smart-living/crucial-social-etiquette-rules-everyone-should-follow/ss-AAEc7R8?ocid=spartanntp#image=34

"When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark." ~ Alice in Wonderland

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🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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you are a weird one

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Is English your first language?

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Ask her about Subway Danny!

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Tell us about Subway Danny

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are you a pervy bum?

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Eh, that depends on the person. If it's a cute or beautiful man, I wouldn't mind because I can just stand there and smile like a creep until they get uncomfortable and eventually stop. However, if it's the woman or men that is not my type…….well, if they want to let it go, they can but I would probably stare at them with widen eyes and overdramatic frown until they become uncomfortable and eventually stop.

Blessed to the Giver
Cursed be the Thief
May fortune smile upon
the True and Liars
come to Grief

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What about an attractive woman masturbating with a dildo on a park bench? Yay or nay?

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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I flipped the coin and it landed with 'yay' so yay.

She would make a good crowd with lesbians and horny men, though. Almost like acting onstage except in real life.

Blessed to the Giver
Cursed be the Thief
May fortune smile upon
the True and Liars
come to Grief

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But some straight bitch would call the cops.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior
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