The Watercooler : I am alive and well!

I am alive and well!

I shot the kidnappers' dead, and then left them to rot in the sun. After that I took a brief Memorial Day break.

Happy Belated Memorial Day to everyone, and especially to my fellow American veterans! We are part of the reason this country is free!





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Flogging a dead horse with that little joke there, skip.

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People keep asking, little buddy.




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You've already made this joke ten times before.

When I am king you will be the first against the wall, with your opinion which is of no consequence at all.

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Amen and hail to the stars and stripes! Long may it wave! HUA!







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That news has filled my heart with joy.

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Okay, but do I detect a slight note of sarcasm there, fluke?



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Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Okay then.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😠 Let's go, Brandon! 😎 Slava Ukraini!

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Your country is free because my country didn't take it from you. We feel sorry for American. They are soft and spend too much time of decadence. You make laugh with your greatest nation on earth. You aren't even greatest nation of continent.

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Vould you like doing the mattress mambo with me?

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How much price cash dollars?

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For you a freebie.

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You are a lady of the night?

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Yes, morning, noon and night.

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I'm a proud Russian from Siberia. I am not charity. I have too much pride to have fuck for free.

How much cash dollars? What is on menu?

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You are effeminate man? I am not the homosexual so stop this sexy talk.

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Please to continue.

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You're very funny, my friend

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How much cash dollars to make the fuck with you?

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$1000

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I send $5000 up front. Book hotel for 3 night and get supply of viagra and Monster drinks. PM me reference of booking and place for first meet.

I also give $500 for each cum I make.

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Done and done

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Where is PM?

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PM is there

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Russia is a pathetic shit hole of a country, Boris. I feel sorry for you and all your miserable countrymen, and I laugh in your ignorant faces!



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America is land of the homosexual. Of course you laugh. You're gay.

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And Russia is the land of the backwards drunken idiot, like you. The country which is so backwards that it nuked itself!







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Chernobyl is Ukraine. Idiot.

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are you same as Pavel?

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Which Pavel?

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Your country never had a chance in hell to take my country from me, and we could whip your asses with one hand tied behind our back. And remember, we're not the country which nuked themselves. And I feel sorry for every poor sucker who lives in that shit hole of a country or yours, Boris.

The USA is not only the greatest country in the world, it's the greatest country the world has ever known.

Put that in your ignorant Commie pipe and smoke it, Boris!



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All Yankees are deluded. Now you're greatest ever country? Don't make laugh.

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It's so far above your backwards fucking country, it's not even on the same scale.










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Vladimir Putin decide who is president of your greatest country.

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BTW, I know you're not really a Russian. You're just the pathetic sock of a moronic attention starved troll. So bye bye! You're on my Ignore List now.



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Bury head in sand like ostrich and keep to tell yourself that you are greatest country.

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You're not on my ignore list, big boy. You have a good sense of fun

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He actually ignores that trump administration accepted putin's help in the elections

OMFG😂😂

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Damn, and I paid good money to have you knocked off too.

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I paid good money to have him back

You can't top the Pop

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To make things worse I can't even ask for a refund.

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He will busy all summer waxing my car, clean floors, paint fences & paint my house..

WAX ON WAX OFF

You can't top the Pop

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Dream on Italian Boy!




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You didn't really think that one all the way through, did you? And you never will get a refund cause all those fuckers are dead!



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I used an Uber type app from the Google store which allows gun owners to hire out their services. The people you killed probably voted for Trump.

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Too bad, so sad.



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