The Soapbox : Hello guys, Ken M here

Hello guys, Ken M here

You've heard of me. I'm Ken M, Time Magazine's top troll for 2008 and runner up for 2009. Erica invited me and I'm here to troll you guys into oblivion. Step up and take a number. I got some pwning to do.

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

You don't have the cajones to pull off a horseysurprise

LOL. 🤡🌎

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Shut up, dork face. Next.

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

^This!

Even weak imitations are cringing at this.

Go and buy a toupee

LOL. 🤡🌎

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Only one pwning per person, Juan Kerr. Or should I say "Wanker." That one was free. Next.

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Nah, I'm feeling generous today

I'll pwn you upside down your head all day for free.

You can thank me in blowjobs.

LOL. 🤡🌎

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

L😂L. This fool deserves worse!

Anyone between me and that stone dies

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Spasmodic shuffling is the most entertainment they can provide

LOL. 🤡🌎

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

You're lucky you're retarded, or I wouldn't be giving you a break here. Now go and drool elsewhere Noob. Next.

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

That is some meticulous projection there

At least you know what you are

LOL. 🤡🌎

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

I am Ken M. I am the best troll you've ever seen. One day you will be talking to your grandkids about today. You'll say "You see this giant gaping anus I have here? Ken M gave that to me." Pwned.

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I'll say t'grandkids "Stay away from crazies on that t'ere t'internetz, fools pretending to be people they aren't cause they ain't got no gumption o' their own.

Aye, they might be callin' me crazy these days but who solved the mystery of what happened to all the ring pulls eh?

Keep an eye out for charlatans pretending to be bigger fish than they are, as an old friend of mine once said "There's always a bigger fish". Mind you he also said he had kills that made him a nightmare for certain people, I always figured that was him harping on about his itamae training.

Look after your knees kids, and wear sunscreen!"

LOL. 🤡🌎

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Wtf? I was just engaging in playful banter when I called you a retard, I didn't realize you actually were one. I apologize. I will leave you alone now.

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

You are as much Ken M (Or even a troll) as much as this guy is any of his impersonations:



LOL. 🤡🌎

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

nice to me yas, I'm cookuns

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Not nice to meet you though. Next.

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

You dunt liek black peepuls. wheel eyee Neveh!!!!

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Suck my dick. Next.

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Splendid! New blood!

Anyone between me and that stone dies

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Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Helmet or anteater?

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Are you having a bad day? Ken lol

You can't top the Pop

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Not until I saw you. You left that one wide open, chum. Next.

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Yes my Captain!

You can't top the Pop

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Worst trolling ever lol You gotta step up your game

~~Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.~~

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I'm the top troll in the world, AnnaScaryia. Scaryia because your face is scary. Ouch. Next.

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

But here you are just another self inflated faggot. Sorry but that's just the way it is.

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WEAK LOL

~~Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.~~

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Anna you know I adore you. I was referring to the fake Ken troll.

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lol I hit the wrong reply sorryyyyyyyyyyy

~~Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.~~

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

I pwned'd you and you got flustered. It happens. No need to apologize.

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lollll

~~Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.~~

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Do you know Ken Oath?

Re: Hello guys, Ken M here

Fuck you. Next.
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