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Common Things You Don't Know How To Do?

I can't drive a stick shift.

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I learned to drive when I was a kid. My Dad used to let me sit on his lap and steer while he worked the pedals. Then when I got to be about 12 or 13 he'd let me drive the car to the horse barn (which was 1/4 a mile on the road and the rest through farm land), but he made sure I knew how to drive a stick by the time I was 16. It's quite easy and actually gives you so much more control over the car.

I can't sing to save my life.

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You ran out of movie topics so soon?

Living in the world of ghetto life, everyone around seems so uptight.

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Why are you such an asshole to everyone? Do you enjoy it? Do you suffer from mental illness? Just what the fuck is your problem, bitch?

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And you wonder why everyone hates you. Urgh you’re such a Debbie downer, cheer up ye ol’ grumpy

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I can't either

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I can't whistle for shit.

Mightn't I be allowed to keep my horse?

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I can't drive a stick shift, either. I can't do that loud whistle people do that requires sticking your fingers into your mouth. I can't trill my Rs. I can't dance. I can't imitate an Irish or Scottish accent. I can't get the hang of skateboarding.

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Blow bubblegum
Not take advantage of temporary political positions for personal gain

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Have friends and Hula hoop

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Speak Chinese

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Climb trees

Anyone between me and that stone dies

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I can not do that finger assisted loud whistle thing…cat call? Is that what you call it? Yeah…I can't do that.
I can jam the gears like greased lightning though 😉👍

Anyone between me and that crack rock…dies!

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Laundry.

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I can't drive a stick shift.
Is there really that much of a need anymore to know how to do that? Almost seems like it'd be hard to find a manual-transmission car these days.

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I can't fry potatoes.

Living in the world of ghetto life, everyone around seems so uptight.

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I don’t know how to drive stick either. Or whistle.

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